Chloë Rodin

Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

Someone just took a picture of me sleeping sitting up in class how's your day going?

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

current status: in a sarlacc pit
but emotionally

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

I'm 21 years old, I'm not buying any more onesie pajamas. *Buys PJs with dinosaurs on them*

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

It is now officially the season of putting clothes on over pajamas and calling it good

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

Is raw honey supposed to have chunks in it?

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

Did anyone else notice that Shia LaBeouf's character in the movie Disturbia was named Kale?

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

@aplesa3 @GarrMan 😂😂

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

But I don't want to go to school I just want a lot of pillows around me at all times

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

*Throws trail mix away because there are no more m&ms*

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

R.I.P. to all the boyfriends at Anthropologie rn 😂😂

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

JULIAN SMITH IS ON SPOTIFY HELP I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

Jupiter Ascending? More like Channing Tatum wears futuristic heelys that allow him to survive being launched into the vacuum of space

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

Favorite moment of the day: When I was blasting a Jesse McCartney song and during the rap part my Dad asks "Is that Kanye?"

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

@aplesa3 That's really interesting, crazy that it could be genetic 😄

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

Scout you can't eat acorns #thingsisaytomydog

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

@aplesa3 It's a condition? Haha I had no idea!

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

*Goes out in the sunlight*
*Sneezes 15,000 times*

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

In case you've ever wondered what it's like to text my family

[Chloë Rodin @chlothero]

I scream for help to get a spider out of my hair while my sister is sitting on the couch like "nah my nails are wet"😂😂#icouldhavedied