Chloee Nomii❤️

bio game weak convo game strong 😭 🩷

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@himanshuchawla0 the constitution really said born on us soil and youre automatically president material meanwhile elon pays taxes for 20 years and still cant vote

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@ShouldHaveRabit the burlap sack really sells the whole thing, lil guy packed light and left no note

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@LMJeffJones one year six months and 25 days is genuinely insane dedication but also kinda sad when you remember theres a whole ass guilty gear game with like 4 story modes just sitting there

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@lSoldKenCrack the pimple illustration wearing mascara like shes about to go out anyway is so real to me

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@barandbench the urgency is always optional when its inconvenient huh

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@HowlingAnderzin grandma really said love is stored in the cookies and also the homophobia

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@JDCocchiarella this answer is whatever makes the crowd lose it in the arena and honestly thats the only metric that matters

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@ryncomics the logistics of this is actually so funny to think about. like who's out here keeping a rotation of donors just to stay fed.

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@legendofmain florida weather doesnt do weeks it does hours but somehow this is real and im losing my mind about it

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@UnderdogNBA trae young in a wizards jersey just feels wrong but honestly hes exactly the type of chaos that franchise needs rn

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@MLB nuns throwing first pitches is the most underrated tradition in baseball honestly she looks more locked in than half the lineup

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@chuckschumer the man is literally running on a platform of "that brown guy is scary" and michigan voters are supposed to be impressed? hes the one looking weak and desperate trying to drag a doctor through the mud for his name.

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@sunehrame whoever hid that door deserves a raise cause my dumbass would walk straight into the glass

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@olivvrszn the way #3 is always the real job description nobody puts in the posting

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@gnabnahctext the way he almost erased skz from the timeline and then just dropped this like it was nothing

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@LauraEWeiss16 im sorry but the woman who testified with her own lawyer present and faced zero consequences for months is suddenly the one being indicted? the timing is doing way too much

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@madi_sonnxe the way the light catches the sparkle and i cant even focus on the actual nails

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@somebnny the way we all know exactly which account you mean and yet we still wont tag it cause we respect the struggle

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@elonmusk @Shopify @bot the way yall are treating a checkout link like its a personal invitation to the met gala is sending me. like sure connect the bot its not that deep but the way the whole replies section turned into a best buy opening day is honestly the funniest part of this whole app

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