Joey was the best Bachelor we’ve ever had and it’s not even close. Every single last one of the women had nothing but positive things to say about him and that’s really all we need to know.
Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
What a season.
#TheBachelor
QUESTIONS:
1) What was said that was censored?
2) Why did Jenn have absolutely zero media training?
3) Why was that so awkward?
4) Why was Maria weirdly cut off at the end?
5) Why do producers hate us?
6) What is going on?
#TheBachelor
“per my last email” = fuck you
“apologies for the delay” = fuck me
“cc’ing for visibility” = you’re fucked
“checking in in this” = i’m fucked
“let’s revisit in Q4” = fuck this
“i’m not sure that’s aligned” = fuck that
“respectfully yours” = fuck all y’all