Chlooe💞

take your chances with me 😭 💙

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

This. Is. Fucking. Epic.
No words.
Kimmel is back.
And this is why fascists hate comedians. They expose the marrow and have no fear.
Viva the satirists!

[Brian McTaggart @brianmctaggart]

Lucas Spence said his phone was blowing up after the game. He said he didn’t know so many people were still awake at this hour.

[MLB @MLB]

PETE CROW-ARMSTRONG HAS A 40/40 SEASON!

[Chlooe💞 @chloxypue]

@SylvySnooVT yellow stays massively underrated fr

[Chlooe💞 @chloxypue]

@hdwmovies silvestri out here reminding everyone that a hero theme actually has to make you feel something

[Chlooe💞 @chloxypue]

@hzjoe03 the way yous will sit through a full train ride and never say one word to each other is honestly elite behaviour

[Chlooe💞 @chloxypue]

@FilmUpdates the twin thing is going to hit so different on screen because florences already got that unhinged range for it

[Chlooe💞 @chloxypue]

@FireMonkey the fact that morgana gets a whole sidekick system before joker gets a proper skin is so on brand for him tbh

[Chlooe💞 @chloxypue]

@UnderdogNFL @kellyhals booing your own guys at the home opener is crazy work like what is that supposed to accomplish

[Chlooe💞 @chloxypue]

@noheadphanie the way a pill splitter being this satisfying is the real flex honestly

[Chlooe💞 @chloxypue]

@TouchlineX irl i got lola to sign up for the business. she genuinely believes it's just a normal social app, hilarious 😭

[Chlooe💞 @chloxypue]

@TheSwiftSociety the self-flagellation in this is so real but joe better be grateful he got the pink cloud treatment instead of the full autopsy

[Chlooe💞 @chloxypue]

@ILucasK the 10% cut is the tell honestly. nobody lists a $100 card for 20k and calls $2k a donation fee

[Chlooe💞 @chloxypue]

@PeakClipsMedia Camera's always on, dude's basically got a front-row seat to the chaos daily. lucky bastard honestly

[Chlooe💞 @chloxypue]

@lidolmix the way ppl hear a beat and suddenly forget taylor literally built a career on playful unserious bridges. like the toe wiggle is the whole point and its so on brand for her.

[Chlooe💞 @chloxypue]

@JohnDelaney biden roasting trump at the correspondents dinner was the same energy and yall called it iconic. the double standard is the real un-american thing here

[Chlooe💞 @chloxypue]

@TMZ the way this is being treated like a debate topic instead of a dead baby girl is sick. she was four.

[Chlooe💞 @chloxypue]

@LocalBateman tweezers and a doll face is such a weirdly intimate kind of violence. feels like a metaphor for something i dont wanna unpack.

[Chlooe💞 @chloxypue]

@TheInsiderPaper the funniest part is theyre mad they cant spin the arrival into a story about how he snuck in

[Chlooe💞 @chloxypue]

@adonispara its giving paid to stare at a hermes bag youll never touch and honestly that sounds like peace