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[💋🪩 @occasionalrry]

hide every scissor in nyc

[Tammy Brown the BAP @scarytammyb]

I want all of my appliances to be as dumb as possible. Give me the physical knobs and buttons. I don’t want to connect anything to wifi.

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

In America “Labor Day” means everyone with a fake email job gets the day off and actual laborers have to work twice as hard to keep up with the extra demand created

[chelsea @chlseabeaulieu]

@AppleMusic ???????

[the lexi of all time @elextra__]

asked fiancé to make me a hot dog and he wrote love you in the mustard and i cried

[riley 🪻💫🐦‍⬛ @nashvillecatmom]

missouri dept of health you are so funny for this

[Alyssa 🌻 @alyssaleann]

I’m not a doomer, but this stuff is evil, and it’s going to wreck our society if we don’t get a grip

We need
- new privacy laws built for this century
- strong social norms against this behavior
- large retail corps to rapidly enforce a zero-tolerance policy on recording in their stores
- to yell at Meta and TikTok relentlessly until their content moderation teams step up to remove these videos

[ً @artfuIchaos]

laying in bed with the nervous system of someone going to war.

[sarah lugor! @sarahlugor]

and matter of fact, what’s with all this horror shit this summer. what happened to ROM COMS and COMEDY what in the everlasting FAWK is going on

[eva @_glorianas]

immigration debate will go nowhere until we all come to terms it is deeply inhumane to have such massive differences in living standards across the globe and expect people to just accept that

[Dume @gietzschean]

This is what bad taste actually looks like

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Hey. So. The people that scan rare antique books and destroy them are the bad guys in every dystopian story. Just FYI.

[Mr. Brightside @SLiiCK__]

@beyoncegarden

[ellie @adoreyouellie]

I'm so sorry to anyone that genuinely didn't get to experience one direction because 16 years later my life is literally shaped around the fact that band was created I wouldn't change any of it for the world

[Calvin @RealCalvin1]

It's pretty funny how cities can't fix the endless potholes and cracks in the roads but have the money to put surveilance camera's everywhere.

[S★ @xxyllinn]

I don’t want to "download the app" to pay for parking. I don’t want to "create an account" to see a menu. I don’t want to "provide feedback" on a 30-second interaction. I just want to exist in the physical world without a digital leash.

[davey @justdaveyjustin]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[𝐥𝐨𝐥𝐚 𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐫 🇵🇸🎄❄️ @muselola_]

La culpa siempre es del aire acondicionado, de las duchas de más de 5’, del coche a gasolina del pobre… pero curiosamente nunca lo es de los jets privados, los campos de golf, la industria fast fashion, los centros de datos, de las toneladas de residuos y gases de las fabricas..

[bONGO 🍁 @wariocolosseum]

wiping meta off the face of the planet is strictly a net positive for humanity