Chloe Smart

“when life gives ye melons, make melonade” “lemons jack”

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This how Kevin McCallister was controlling them cardboard cutouts in Home Alone

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Have not and will not listen to Taylor Swift since not getting tickets. Cruel Summer right enough.

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Being 627,778th in the queue for Coldplay tickets, yet still shocked when I was unable to get any

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Did one whole day in my big girl job and I am absolutely pan breed, no clue how I’m going to manage the next 40 years

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@JennaFee1 Stop that’s bloody cute

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I must genuinely crave the adrenaline rush of leaving every assignment to the last kick

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Mental that everyone is getting engaged/moving out/married/having kids and I’ve just cried because I cooked my fish fingers wrong

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Left the house to go study somewhere and have accidentally taken myself for lunch instead, love me

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@drewsy92 It’s disgusting behaviour drew

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Asked the DJ for Pitbull 3 times and each time he claimed he didn’t know who Pitbull was????? Surely not???

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Swam with sharks this morning and as expected, traumatised, will not be back x

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Not me on the train back home steamin thinking my AirPods were connected but actually playing ‘fuck it’ by Eamon for everyone to hear x

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@drewsy92 Still not over it 🤣🤣🤣 wtf, poor woman

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Cannot get over my dad getting my mum stickers for the wheelie bin for Christmas hahahahaha

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@LeiaSwan

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Right are they going to close gyms cause I’ve just bloody joined yesterday. 20 quid down the drain.

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No chance has someone taken the -17k offer on The Chase, affronted for her

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Can’t believe how much my day has been made just by going to Costco and getting my own card, what a sad little life Jane