SOC Monkey

anti-phisher, threat hunter, collector of phishing kits, malware tinkerer, Did I mention OSINT?

[Abdulkadir | Cybersec @cyber__razz]

Someone hid a self-replicating worm inside 37 npm packages.

Written in Rust.

Hidden behind an eBPF kernel rootkit.

Talking to its operator over Tor.

It steals 86 environment variables.

AWS keys. GCP keys. Vault secrets. Kubernetes tokens.

Your Anthropic API key. Your OpenAI key.

Your Exodus wallet seed phrase.

Then it uses your own npm credentials to republish itself into your packages.

So your code infects the next developer.

Who infects the next one.

The commits were backdated up to 13 years.

The commit author name was “claude.”

The malware named itself after the AI to hide in plain sight.

The attacker also left their own wallet recovery phrase in the debug data.

Nobody is having a good day.

Check your preinstall hooks.

[SOC Monkey @chmod1777]

Sometimes you just have to let nature take its course..

[lily @vxylily]

Any advice to her..

[lily @vxylily]

Any advice to her..

[Uzi @uzairansar]

🚨 Hermes Mobile is now available on the App Store!

Thanks to everyone helping improve this on Testflight.

Check it out below 👇

[SOC Monkey @chmod1777]

@elonmusk @elonmusk
@robotaxi
@Tesla
@Tesla_Optimus
@boringcompany
Put Optimus in the Vegas Cybercabs dressed as Johnny Cab from Total Recall. Autonomous car + hilarious robot driver personality = the most fun ride in Vegas. This needs to happen!

[SOC Monkey @chmod1777]

@elonmusk @elonmusk @robotaxi @Tesla @Tesla_Optimus @boringcompany

Put Optimus in the Vegas Cybercabs dressed as Johnny Cab from Total Recall.

Autonomous car + hilarious robot driver personality = the most fun ride in Vegas. This needs to happen!

[SOC Monkey @chmod1777]

@0hour1 wooden spoon

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[SOC Monkey @chmod1777]

@TheDemocrats

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@RepDavids

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@ImMeme0 @trump95020 They won't get it until they realize they're on the firing line. But by then... 🤷‍♂️

[SOC Monkey @chmod1777]

@STANISKRAPIVNIK

[Florian Roth ⚡️ @cyb3rops]

I have a funny idea.

Add fake internal DNS entries like:

- honeypot01
- canarydc
- edr-test-node
- malwarelab

to your AD environment.

Not for humans, but for future LLM-driven recon agents.

Basically:
We're entering an era where naming things might become a defensive control 🙂

[SOC Monkey @chmod1777]

@GretchenCarlson @RepThomasMassie Yesssss... let's all hold our breath. LMAO

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@Hunter_Eagleman @WallStBullion Me, not nor my family, has ever owned slaves. So she can kiss my ass.

[SOC Monkey @chmod1777]

@Sofia50020Sofia you can only have 3 of 6. Pick carefully

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@SenWarren when did you sell your Spirit stock?? hmm

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@AntiLeftMemes I'd strike up a convo... cool chick.

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@GavinNewsom

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@AVGirl4Life DOUCHE