Johnny Longshanks

Pessimism of the intellect, optimism of the will.

[Johnny Longshanks @chmpagnecomrade]

@3RenChengHu @alyssaleann The point is that deceptive all encompassing marketing fueling an unsustainable hyper consumption economy all made more efficient to consume/waste is objectively a catastrophe. We don’t need efficient ways to deliver things, we need to stop buying shit.

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@bigblackjacobin I think it’s the Who Gives a Fuck part of the whole convo

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@mezzamorta_7 Brother have you rewatched Return of the King recently? It’s bad

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If Belgium wins and Portugal beats Spain they’ll play in the QF´s. Ronaldo has a 2 game suspension that was deferred by FIFA for this WC. This was the precedent for Balogun decision. I better hear Belgium bitching about that if so. In the meantime, they can get the fuck over it.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

There’s nothing existential about anything now. The reputation of this team and program is unfixably fucked. If we win we look dirty, if we lose we look pathetic. That’s the problem with getting special treatment from political pressure. The only answer is sitting Balogun.

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@ettingermentum Glad you came to a conclusion every soccer fan here in Europe and around the world has done forever! It’s cringe to front run an EPL team from the US!

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@CoachRuhf @soyelboricua Youre a front running cosplay LARPer and its akin to being a Cowboys fan from Minnesota

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@BallBoyBrads @USSoccerSnob I love how MLS is at its best its ever been, expanding teams, Chicago/NYC/Miami getting their own stadiums, 50% of USMNT came from MLS academies, has higher attendance rates than the NBA, and somehow its “causing real harm to soccer in this country”.

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@cb3hiphop @AbcBeltran27 @Jaxtrip7 @USSoccerSnob Dog, it’s $100 a year for an Apple TV sub and aside from their shows it comes with every single MLS game available

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Biggest non-ball knower tell. Pep ball has made the EPL a soulless husk of its former self (Arsenal is legit dog shit football), non-existent parity. Whereas the MLS (albeit sub par/growing ball) any team can win (and do) and there are puskas screamers almost every weekend.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

I’m sorry but it just feels like rooting for a minor league team.

[Johnny Longshanks @chmpagnecomrade]

@ettingermentum lol my boy does not watch football. Stick to cold one liners on chapo and not laughing at anyone else’s joke and dog shit polling analysis

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lol MLS literally has a higher attendance rate than the NBA and LAFC is more valuable than Newcastle and 137 years younger.

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Americans are just as willing to root for inferior products as Europeans are. It’s called college sports, where the local/community connections are similar to what exists in European club football. MLS franchises don’t have that connection.

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@raynefq TikTok will crucify you for this

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@toomuchistrue Unsure if you’re confused but it is in fact just a movie and not a real story

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@SwampCommunist Aren’t you a cracker from Florida that makes T shirts

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@occultomundi @justacoverband Do you think belief in the universal animating spirit is incompatible with atheism? You just described a very atheist experience

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@DontNukeAnyone @RedFrontTweeter You’re a cracker from Australia where do we go from here

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@iamahmadyasin @JakeLandauTO @AbolishTedCruz Yeah because Americans would accept any religious follower as a political leader than an atheist. This is polled and quantifiable.

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@workertenant Sure I can see that, but I’m also admittedly tired of liberal-esque tone policing that largely affects only Twitter freaks like you and I

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@workertenant Did you not see Letitia James literally just said DSA let down people of color and minority communities by winning today which they’re clearly responding to

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@briebriejoy I love how easily duped you are