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http://t.co/UUBtHFf5aE Life is more exciting when you're out there living it. I read that somewhere.

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http://t.co/TPVlclEax7 People never point out how awesome Meth is for weight loss.

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http://t.co/dHyuZubL84 "Your days are numbered!" - inventor of the calendar, joyously announcing his accomplishment

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http://t.co/WCpVB7wzGB Big sunglasses are an ugly girl's best friend.

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http://t.co/c87tQ5ZkGz "Bitches ain't shit" - Saint Valentine's last words.

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I never drop names but I frequently drop babies. http://t.co/uB13DA8fyb

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I tell my wife we are broke so we don't end up broke. http://t.co/tSMvVhbef9

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Aww, c'mon! Let me crack your baby's knuckles. http://t.co/QnWNRbkUzK

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I think the large hand on my watch is lagging. Sloppy seconds http://t.co/P0OYGuoLNG

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http://t.co/9x0o6VSLqs Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

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http://t.co/09sdbfF386 If you have more than zero bumper stickers on your car you have too many.

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I'm writing a horror movie about realizing that I left my phone at home. http://t.co/Avfub40qw6

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http://t.co/hnT0HGJwvs No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

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http://t.co/82GZgmylYE Is there anything sexier than a woman who reads? Yes: Models.

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It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you http://t.co/y2ntZ23VQw

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http://t.co/h0hT5K0Rqi Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines.

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http://t.co/hzydtfTGgc Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass.

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http://t.co/MbPvi2nGuw No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby.

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Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass. http://t.co/YmjRQLiAdg

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http://t.co/36f8NEZtyD Dad: i don't know why you wear a bra-you've got nothing to put in it. MUM: you wear pants don't you?