almost chill

[almost chill @choassUP]

BET

[Gershona Annor @herapatra]

“The cost of procrastination is the life you could’ve lived..” READ THAT AGAIN.

[almost chill @choassUP]

When the Bulls win the NBA finals in 2028 and you see me walking down the street with the Jordan statue, mind your business.

[almost chill @choassUP]

All over a trash can tho

[Trust Fund Terry @trustfundterry]

JPMorgan hiring her with this résumé is a bigger crime than her dumping the trash on the sidewalk

[Chicago Bulls @chicagobulls]

From North Carolina...

Welcome to Chicago, Caleb Wilson!

[Chris @everestchris6]

this Hermes agent finds business owners asking for help on Facebook and builds each one exactly what they asked for, on autopilot...

Facebook is a goldmine, one google search string surfaces every owner asking for it.

here's how agencies & freelancers can land clients:

- watches facebook for owners asking for help, any phrasing
- one google search string pulls every match, city by city
- reads what that owner actually needs, then sources it
- grabs their real photos + brand straight off their page
- builds exactly that: a video, creatives, or a website
- sends the finished build back before a competitor replies

every step from facebook post to finished build is automated.

reply "AGENT" + RT and i'll send you the full breakdown so you can build this too (must be following so i can DM)

[almost chill @choassUP]

@everestchris6 AGENT

[almost chill @choassUP]

AYE MAN 😭

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

MOOD:

[almost chill @choassUP]

@eyelovegains Few months? Okay rich auntie 😭

[almost chill @choassUP]

All fun and games till you shutoff somebody pacemaker

[Bulvar Medya @Bulvarpress]

Tayland’da su kenarında kafa dinlemek isteyen gençler, yüksek sesle müzik açan mekanın müziğini kapatmak için taşınabilir jammer kullandı

[almost chill @choassUP]

MY FUCKN DOGS

[almost chill @choassUP]

@sammwichh Had a girl standing in front of me at Concord holding up a 10.7 inch iPad to record in the middle of the set, I can settle for at least iPad free

[almost chill @choassUP]

@eyelovegains 💜

[almost chill @choassUP]

@eyelovegains Sick about this Dell play, you been calling them out for at least 3 years 😭

[almost chill @choassUP]

I’ve used openclaw, hermes, Claude, OpenAI, grok, etc. Unless you have an iOS developer in your pocket, you are just building websites. Your wrapped react web app is NOT the same thing as a functional app.

[almost chill @choassUP]

WE UP

[Certified Boogeyman @blackiiingout]

Nigga chano get starter locs and now he a trap nigga 😭😭😭😭

[BearsShowYo @BearsShowYo]

Last time the Bulls had the 4th pick they drafted Patrick Williams

[almost chill @choassUP]

Bulls got the 4th pick 😭😭😭

[Chris @everestchris6]

this OpenClaw bot finds local businesses with no branded gear, AI mocks up their logo on the right product, and runs the entire sale on autopilot.

here's how anyone can use this system to land local business clients:

- scrapes every indie business in a city from Google Maps in real time
- filters by review count, rating, and industry vertical
- maps each vertical to the right product
- pulls the logo + samples the palette from their actual visual identity
- AI-renders a photoreal mockup of the logo on the product
- writes a postcard with the owner's first name + a personalized buy link
- when they scan + pay, a print-on-demand API auto-prints + ships direct to the business

every step from discovery to fulfillment is automated.

reply "LOCAL" + RT and I'll send you a free guide so you can build this too

[almost chill @choassUP]

@everestchris6 LOCAL

[Jack @FuneralDrinker]

Just ate some bacon from Dollar Tree and now my neck won’t turn