Colleen Hoban

[Colleen Hoban @choban13]

I had to pick my dad up from work today. When I got there he said “Can you take my friend Michelle to MotorWorld?” while she was getting into my messy backseat. #IsThisWhatHavingKidsIsLike

[tea stoner 📚 90/90 @bookbeduion]

Sadly true

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Zelenskyy: "I will continue to bomb Russian Data Centers."

Republicans: "Zelenskyy is attempting to interfere in the US midterms."

Me: What an odd thing to say.

[Colleen Hoban @choban13]

Everyone is 12 stays undefeated.

[Zeeshan Aleem @ZeeshanAleem]

VP says "no homo" and calls a candidate gay as a joke. We're in high school, maybe middle school

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

The bigger story is that the richest man in the world helped the Paxton campaign spread a completely made up story about his opponent and no one will face any consequences

[🇰🇵단일성 Commie on the Rez 단일성 🇰🇵 @patriach2051]

Facts

[FireFighterDev @fire_starter457]

Another reminder that the Arizona Cardinals still have not won a home game since their home stadium hosted the Charlie Kirk Memorial Extravaganza with extra pyrotechnics.🤣😂

[Dr. MemeNstein 🇺🇸🦅 @Coste1Costello]

MAGA: "Trans people are mutilating themselves"

Also MAGA:

[Lexi🏳️‍⚧️ @somethingBurgur]

Every conservative complaint can either be met with “that’s not how that works at all” or “holy shit who cares”

[egg empress 🥚 @backupweenie]

do u think they’re terrified of aging bc they spend all their time w pedos who don’t find them hot

[GL @gldivittorio]

God take Pope Leo’s cancer and give it to JD Vance

[I have become chil, destroyer of chuck @MorganLeBlank]

"You dont need to help people or be virtuous to enter heaven, just have blind faith" is the kind of insane religious doctrine that could only come about in the arrogantly individualist hell of America

[same at on the other app @colleenawilson]

This is one of the best answers I’ve ever seen

[Adam Cochran (adamscochran.eth) @adamscochran]

...The Vice President of the United States... in 2026...

Trying to insult a Senate candidate...by implying he is gay.

How terribly far we have fallen as a nation.

[Tom Smyth @Tom_Smyth_]

just walked by rosie o’donnell at the chicks concert this is like a Being Right About The Iraq War Convention

[Norman Ornstein @NormOrnstein]

When we get a Nuremberg style trial, Pete Hegseth should be very high on the list

[Melanie D'Arrigo @DarrigoMelanie]

A core tenet of Fox News-style conservatism is subjugating and controlling women while fear mongering about Sharia Law.

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

JD Vance's entire approach to politics is so uniquely comically pathetic bc it's just him trying to prove how unwoke he is to a base of Nazis who openly hate his Indian family and call him a fat chud

[Joe @electionsjoe]

The GOP accidentally spending 20k-25k on Anti-Troy Jackson ads in Portland OREGON, instead of Portland MAINE may be the funniest way to waste money in history.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

So, wait- all this time, far-right Conservatism was just 3 Russian data centers in a trenchcoat?

[Fairy Gothmother, MD @jenny2x4]

And yet they still keep inviting him back to host SNL