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@SirTitusVeTech @mazowepapi @nyasha_mutsauri GE6 ino smoker iyo

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@cfc_tayo Chilly

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@DandaroOnline Zvakanakira mahwindi & kombi drivers is vanohadhira

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@PoliceZimbabwe Defensive driving tells you what to do in these situations but iye akuita zvemusoro wake

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@TembaMliswa At least you get to experience the things that we ordinary citizens experience in our own country when you visit other countries that don’t care who you are. Hakuna kuti munoziva ndini ani.

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@NyikaNdeyedu @1changamire It’s only someone whose mother didn’t do madhoiri that comes up with these funny random thoughts 🚮

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@hatiperi_wacho @_MakdShelby 30 * 500 =15 000 000 watoo millionaire. Ngatishandei ma youth

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@Shadaya_Knight Factos 👍🏾

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@ChelseaRosenior @CFCAden These big Chelsea accounts act like Maresca wasn’t losing games as well. Now Liam loses a few games and they are attacking him left right and center, hypocrites !!!

[Mr. Czar @Mrczar_]

There’s a scene in Breaking Bad where Walter White’s wife realizes he’s made $7.5 million and says:

“There’s no way we can wash this money through a car wash. No car wash in the world makes that kind of money in a year.”

That line hit me. Because it exposes a truth most people ignore: How much you earn is capped by the kind of business you run.

You can work harder, stay longer, even get smarter - but you’ll never make more than what your business model is designed to carry.

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@Chosen1_263 @Necaz__Zim Facts

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Harsh reality: The strong do whatever they can AND the weak suffer whatever they must

[K @begottensun]

Zimbabwe is now optimised for three types of people: 40+ rich males, hot young women, and the politically connected male with narcissistic personality disorder and a heavy dose of the Dunning–Kruger effect. Everyone else in the grey area is basically a spectator.

When a society descends into this perpetual “race to the bottom” of anti-intellectualism, feja feja mbingarism, and megalomaniacs with main-character syndrome… it’s doomed.

What will happen to the majority of jobless young males who will struggle to find a mate or career? Or the talented young females who can’t get a job without being sexually harassed or expected to pander to male elites as a norm? How will they find husbands from a pool of demotivated young graduate males , who dance in pampers for an ex-jap, smeared in baby powder?

What happens to the family unit that builds a society, as our feeds are now filled with Tinashe Mugabe-esque drama and marriage breakdowns?

We will continue to follow global trends of the societies we most want to mirror. Our kids will continue to sink into AI slop and brain rot on the cheaper devices of mass distraction we connect to Starlink for $30 per month. Why? Because the parents are in the swamp being distracted too.

Something will have to give. The solutions are going to be far more painful than we are willing to endure.

Just random thoughts.

Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

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@TotalAFCON2025 🇿🇼

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@LegacySiu Mbappe

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@CrimeWatchZW Kana uchinyimwa chikafu ko kuzoti product 😬

[Andrew Tate @Cobratate]

There is simply one way to become an exceptional man.

A professional.

You must go through hell and survive.

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@PoliceZimbabwe I passed 6 roadblocks from New Marimba to Sunningdale, 1 on High glen & Mukonono , 2 High glen pa Aspindale, 3 pa Zimtile gleneagles , 4 pa Southerton police station , 5 Just after Simon & Willowvale robots , 6 road yeku Sunningdale after ma flats, its a 15km distance!!!!

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@CrimeWatchZW I passsed 6 roadblocks from New Marimba to Sunningdale, 1 on High glen & Mukonono , 2 High glen pa Aspindale, 3 pa Zimtile gleneagles , 4 pa Southerton police station , 5 Just after Simon & Willowvale , 6 road yeku Sunningdale before pa Service station , its a 15km distance

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@VitusMitchell @Jayysein And Sucre was not on Payroll