Charlie Tournat

I Charlie. I drink coffee. I write words. I go home.

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@robert2339 The bat-wing...

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@leoknyc777 @allenanalysis So if Trump runs for a third term, then would Obama be eligible for a third term? And would that make you pee your pants just a little bit?

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I'm not sure I have ever refreshed Twitter more than I have in the past 20+ minutes.

Please be ok, Damar Hamlin.

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Oh cool, Mighty Ducks on @MTV! Kids will love this! Oh look, a girl masturbating with a vibrating MTV logo! Nice job.

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Ron Burgundy scotch met my belly tonight. Then they went to Pleasure Town.

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Best Vikings game of the year and most fans can't watch it!

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Charlie #cokemyname

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They will eventually run out of status levels @Delta. May I suggest unobtanium?

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Finally upgraded the mac to #Yosemite, named after my favorite WB cartoon character.

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This new smoking hobby doesn't work well with my running hobby.

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I wonder if Fireball will ever have a shot at making the reindeer team.

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I apologize for smelling like bacon this morning.

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Was hoping they'd catch Osama alive so they could kick him in the nuts 300 times. Then kill him.

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I felt old on my birthday so I made a beer pong table. It didn't help, but here's how I did it. http://tinyurl.com/yjzst8y

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It may have been a mistake telling Elliott he was funktastic. He misses the "n" when he repeats it to strangers.

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I've only just discovered Tweetdeck. Bear with me.

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It's almost Friday.

http://youtu.be/Qon_ZRzQX0M

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It's almost Friday. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qon_ZRzQX0M

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Awesomeness.
http://tinyurl.com/3udnt26

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Hate the new #Mapquest site layout. I can't find anything.