ChockieBartleDoo 🆓

A moment on the lips; a lifetime on the twitts

[ChockieBartleDoo 🆓 @chockiebartldoo]

If this is the end of twitter I want this to be my last tweet @Braves

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[ChockieBartleDoo 🆓 @chockiebartldoo]

@OCMGolf Insanely awesome news. That property is incredible.

[Wes Blankenship @Wes_nship]

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[ChockieBartleDoo 🆓 @chockiebartldoo]

@JomboyMedia @GeorgeFoster72 The European mind can comprehend this.

[ChockieBartleDoo 🆓 @chockiebartldoo]

@BarrettSallee

[Cooter McGraw @CooterMcgraw88]

The Masters is losing its exclusivity and tradition every year, becoming filled with untucked-shirt, Good Good hat-wearing cornballs chasing merch and content with no respect for the game or its purist roots

[ChockieBartleDoo 🆓 @chockiebartldoo]

@PardonMyTake Let’s get Walt on the Progrum

[ChockieBartleDoo 🆓 @chockiebartldoo]

Finally!

[Atlanta Braves @Braves]

Welcome to Cooperstown, @andruwjones25!

[ChockieBartleDoo 🆓 @chockiebartldoo]

PGA Tour golf is back today. Therefore, we are all “back” today.

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Falcons QB Michael Penix Jr does, in fact, need surgery to repair his ACL, with 9 months of recovery, at least, coming.

He’s sought the opinion of experts, including from Dr. Neal ElAttrache. Penix has an ACL sprain, but full reconstruction is needed.

[ChockieBartleDoo 🆓 @chockiebartldoo]

@on3 @_JHokanson I too am claiming a national championship but haven’t decided which one yet. TBD.

[ChockieBartleDoo 🆓 @chockiebartldoo]

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[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

What a throw

[ChockieBartleDoo 🆓 @chockiebartldoo]

Whats going on with my “boys” and in some cases “gals”

[ChockieBartleDoo 🆓 @chockiebartldoo]

@whenson29 @Jared_Carrabis Saw a few SRO seats on the Monster. Worth it for $100 pp?

[ChockieBartleDoo 🆓 @chockiebartldoo]

@TalkinBaseball_ No catch

[Bobby Marks @BobbyMarks42]

In a 24 hour span, Atlanta picks up:

- Kristaps Porzingis
- Asa Newell
- The more favorable 2026 first of Milwaukee or New Orleans

Expect the Hawks to be active with their $25.3M trade exception entering free agency.

Big need to get backcourt depth.

[ChockieBartleDoo 🆓 @chockiebartldoo]

Almost nothing gives me more anxiety than a slack out of the blue from someone I do not know greeting me with an exclamation point. False hope for an inevitable task or reprimanding. ERE ME NOW