iykyk 🌹

CEO of Antifa

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

Real ADHD: let me slam my first coffee so I can take a morning nap, then sip two or more coffees through the early afternoon, completing 3 days worth of work calmly, before I crash out at 3 pm and spend the next two hours hyper fixating on my new favorite thing in the world.

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

Fake ADHD: let me slam multiple coffees at once and fumble halfway through multiple tasks all jittery like.

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

I never even wanted to grow up. Being a responsible adult sucks sometimes.

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

Oh! I forgot to mention prosecuting former FBI director, firing US attorneys who don’t play along, and sicking the FCC on comedians who dare to perform satire. I suppose we shouldn’t be surprised that a political ideology (not an organization, mind you) has been deemed terrorism.

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

Pending government shutdown. Federalized national guard troops in multiple US cities. ICE agents kidnapping citizens “based on appearance” deemed a-o-k. Those Epstein files must really be embarrassing.

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

Pending government shutdown. Federalized national guard troops in multiple US cities. ICE agents kidnapping citizens “based on appearance” deemed a-o-k. Those Epstein files must really be embarrassing.

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

Are you safe from Duo this year? #Duolingo365

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

Shared joy is a double joy. Shared sorrow is half a sorrow.

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

Every poo is a pee, but not every pee is a poo.

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

@rblong2013 I’m gonna hit 1 billion seconds right around Thanksgiving!

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

So then your mind goes “Nah, fuck it. Eat whatever you want tomorrow. That wasn’t it.”

Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

The reason I don’t like eating “healthier” is bc when you eat like shit you feel like shit right away. Instant non-gratification. When you eat healthy you don’t feel better right away. Delayed gratification. It’s like your body isn’t convinced that’s what the problem was.

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

I’m at that age where my poops come in a series. Like poop 1a 7am, 1b 7:30, 1c 8am. Then poop 2a 2:30, 2b 3pm, 2c 3:30. Like it’s one poop, just broken up like a trilogy. Anybody else? Just me? Nah, it’s everyone my age. You’re just liars.

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

Or your local credit union manager? Why?

[Lecrae @lecrae]

Honest question… if you went to meet with a stock broker, lawyer, or doctor…would a tattoo on their hand make you think twice?

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

The biggest news out of Indiana this week SHOULD have been Gen Con…I swear, sometimes I hate this state. First in the nation to ban abortion after Roe was overturned.

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

I walk with a limp cuz I been wrestling with the Holy Ghost.

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

You’ll probably appreciate them both better if you treat them the same. The world could be yours, and -which is more- you’ll be a man. 4/4

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

Disaster can also be deserved. Believe me when I say I know. We want to blame anything and everything, but it can be a deep part of who we are. I’m not saying neither of these things can be core to you, or that these things can’t be meaningless to you. I’m really just saying… 3/

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

But we should know this is fleeting. Triumph may be worked hard for, but it is not permanent. It is momentary. It doesn’t BELONG to us, it’s not owned but rented. Your triumph is only ever a moment, because if it was constant it would be mundane. It would no longer be triumph 2/

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

Treating disaster as an impostor is easy. Bad things happen to us, it’s never something about us it’s always our circumstance. Triumph is much harder to treat as an impostor. If something good happens to us: of course we deserve it, of course we earned it, this is only natural 1/

[iykyk 🌹 @chockymalk]

Impostor - a person who pretends to be someone else in order to deceive others, especially for fraudulent gain.