Shizzle

if my clown levels go too low ill die

[key ☁️ @botteomgyu]

when the fic has dry humping

[evil fermin @mesquemeow]

cubarsi :

[ًً @kdbism]

i’m sick to my stomach he’s so ugly i’m so fucking pissed off 😭😭😭😭😭

[Dashy™️🦥 @Dashytwo]

My barber is tweaking dawg

[fran? dear sweet fran? @franphobic]

dude the guy who played orpheus in the 2025 broadway production of hadestown looks exactly like timouxi cha le mei

[majito 💙🤍 @starboyljn]

Ustedes peleándose por el clásico cuando la verdadera rivalidad es esta:

[Cat 🖤 @KittyBombBee]

“1 like isn’t a lot” imagine one squirrel being sucked into a tornado

[maeve @idesiredoue]

u wont catch me laughing at people crying over messi retiring because the minute mbappe announces his retirement im killing myself

[🍀 @neogens]

Skibidi debuting with 67 thousand streams oh this is just poetic

[🫵🏽 @idoxvi]

Son

[mika @mikasagrada]

aquela linha tênue entre querer desabafar e não querer contar nada pra ninguém.

[Тирекс @Tazzmoeq2d]

Когда спрашивают какую музыку я слушаю, но мой плейлист можно спокойно описать этой картинкой

[♡ 𖤐 𝔭𝔬𝔦𝔰𝔬𝔫 𝔤𝔦𝔯𝔩 of #shedtwt 🦇༉ @my1nnerw0lfg4ng]

how my 2026 has been going so far!

January: HELL 🔥
February: HELL 🔥
March: HELL 🔥
April: HELL 🔥
May: HELL 🔥
June: HELL 🔥
July: HELL 🔥
August: HELL 🔥

[mika @mikasagrada]

quando você limpa seu quarto tão bem que o único lixo que sobra é você.

[sagittarius ✭ @cybrdurag]

pov they're dating

[‏ً @itsnwts]

“Marriages used to last.” NO bro, your grandma was chained by the ankles.

[️ ️ ️•°• @StrenjaDenja2]

shaved coochie will never have this aura

[joy ꩜ @aopvs]

i promise you i’m fun and all but there’s just this intense sadness that i cannot get rid of

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

not what i wanted even a little bit