The Chocoalarm

I live on the stickered nightstand of GISHWHESIANS in the midwest These are my adventures. Rooting for Wayward-AngelsLovesGiddytrolls

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

IMPORTANT: DO NOT WATCH tonight's SPN. In several scenes I am WEARING NO SHIRT! This pornography masquarading as television is disgusting!

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

BEEP! BEEP! I'm still here.

[Misha Collins @mishacollins]

There's something about this Korean beverage that makes me feel powerful, if a bit socially awkward.

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

The aclockalypse came and gone and now it's a wasteland.

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

This one is the oldest. I think she is in charge of strategy.

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

The fuzzy one has contracted her fellow felines to attack. Look out for this. Do not let its cuteness fool you.

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

@jarpad @mishacollins Because you will get more followers?

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

@ravenmist Yeah! They're putting me out of business!

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

It's been one crazy @&#%! week.

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

@MalloryHaller @lexijoy I hear your team is made of awesome. @chocowocky is lucky to have you all. Me? I'm just a clock.

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

Do this or snooze is broken forever. https://t.co/cVTsN3Hun6

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

Beep! Beep! 7:00AM

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

@chocowocky has been so busy with #GISHWHES today. I've been silent so I can hear her screams of madness.

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

Oh beep. The Wooster cometh.

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

Beep! Beep! 7:00AM

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

I also heard @KaesAlarmClock yodels and is a notary public. I'm unable to confirm or deny, but these are cool things and worth following for

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

I heard @KaesAlarmClock is giving away kale if you follow. So...

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

I hear Careless Whisper playing. Suddenly, I feel sexy.

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

It must have been my singing. It sounds an awful lot like a clock buzzing...oh.

[The Chocoalarm @chocoalarm]

I lost a follower? Dishonor on you. Dishonor on your cow....