Ascendency / Bam Bam & The Butterchain / Choke On Danger
1/2 Mixed Tag Team Champion (w/ @JustinDanger2k)
Class of '25 Hall of Famer (BTW) π§‘ππ
@BTWwrasslin
Tonight, I'm making history. Twice. Once on my own, and again along side an amazing tag partner.
But don't take my word for it. Just watch it happen.
BTW: AFTERMATH LIVE NOW
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Thats fine or whatever. I've never had an issue proving my worth. But like.. why does he have to make this call at 2:25am? Why we having post-midnight press conferences over here, guys? At the very least I hope it pisses the network off. Fuck the network!π
Our illustrious owner, BBD has made a decree.
No more free rides.
To be the best you have to beat the best.
WAY more 3+ person matches in store for everyone including champions.
Wanna be the best? Be a legend?
Time to prove it.
Ladies and gentleman, the company that puts @WWE and @AEW to shame is about to be live!
Climax day 1 is here!!!
And no more needs to be said.
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Iβm training at the gym getting ready for Wednesday Night Wars. Iβll send you the location and Iβll tell you everything from my eyes, even my mistakes. Up to you if you show up or not.
Man, fuck if I know. I stopped trying to figure out what goes on in that two sizes too small head of his a long time ago.
Though he might have a point about VIP. I still donβt like that guy very much.
Who fucking hits people with their ass??? Itβs uncouth.
If you actually HIT that makes that shit even MORE relieving that I'm only a 4. Holy shit. You can keep whatever she has, π€’ nah fam. Don't be a coward now. Pour the tea. @HectorRomeroSCW @TheOmegatheory what's he talking about? @BBD_BTW do you know?
Oh thatβs what Dana said huh? Gotta love a female that donβt kiss and tell πΆβπ«οΈAnd forget I mentioned anything. Just know you not surrounded by the people you think youβre. Sometimes family is your real enemy and one day, youβll understand.
Okay first of all. The fact that I hear shit like Dana Blackwell rejecting you with her deflated balloon tent of a pu$$y, and as someone a handful of people call 'sister' ... you calling me a '4' is beyond relieving. Second; wtf are you talking about?
Letβs be real Allybear, you couldnβt find anybody like me. Iβm one of a kind. Anyone mentioned in the same sentence as me gets shot up the trending pages. Hell, even when I was broke and on my ass, it was me that got your own βfamilyβ to look for you. Youβre feisty, now a 4. βπ½
' iT sOuNdS lIKE yOu GoT jEaLoUs ' π brrrro-hem- The only reason they let you call yourself HIM, is cause you're a generic copy pasta of every middle class douche bag out there pretending to be rich that I could pick up anywhere. Dream on, you're not that extraordinary.
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Why are so many people intrigued with my life outside of the ring? I put Victoria in the spotlight and gave her a platform. Now we can see what she does without my help. As for Johanna? It sounds more like youβre jealous itβs not you π₯± Maybe next time π
Oh boy! After a fun lil powow with my new bestie, Victoria.. I now know why Banana Buttslut Johanna was jumped.. apparently her and @TravisDanger2K have been having some lil pow...WOWs of their own. Omg, Travis Danger, STILL a piece of shit? Whoever saw that coming?! SHOCKED. π
Dear @BTWwrasslin
FUCK Rebby. FUCK Johanna. And FUCK Dana. (Asma, you're just collateral, but fuck you, too, so you're not left out.)
@AliceNealCAW We're fucking them up, right?
I suppose now might be a good time to mention that I'm not even done with the High Rollers. Theres still one that really needs to get his. Oh. Did I ever tell you that I REALLY like Seahorses? How majestic they are.. and how devoted they are to long-game rewards. π