Chocobones

A veces tengo cosas interesantes que contar. 👩🏼‍⚕️🌵🌞 Son-Jal Mix.

[Jeff @JeffFcb14]

Hermano es que no paro de reírme, es lo mejor que he visto

[Anahí Carbajal @justanahi]

La presentación de las alineaciones antes de cada partido be like:

[Charles Arthur @charlesarthur]

The wrist flip is just elite

[Keith Siau @drkeithsiau]

The mysterious concoction given to the referee here is probably pickle juice.

Pickle juice relieves muscle cramps rapidly, often in under two minutes, not by rehydrating the body or restoring electrolytes, but through a reflex in the throat. The acetic acid in the vinegar triggers sensory receptors that send a signal to the nervous system, forcing overactive, cramping muscles to relax.

[Chocobones @chocobones]

@roomaan89 Vroom-vroom

[Meredith Gay 🛋️✨ @MerGarza]

De lxs creadores del tinaco que agarro carretera en Guadalajara, les presentamos la pelota mundialista que se fue botando a Zona Rosa.

😂😂😂😭😭😭😭

[Chocobones @chocobones]

@Sneketoshi He’s an amazing artist! And he seems very sweet 😍

[Michael Albert, MD @MichaelAlbertMD]

A calcium score of zero is one of the most reassuring numbers in cardiology.

A new study just showed what it actually buys you in untreated, low-risk adults. Over 5 years their plaque roughly doubled— almost all the soft kind a scan can't see.

Zero isn't a clean bill of health. 🧵

[Chocobones @chocobones]

@6ixbuzztv One of my fav DJs and catlover!! He is perfect 😍

[Chocobones @chocobones]

@Hectorelfo X2

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

It’s a *Toy* Story 🤠
You knew it! My new original song “I Knew It, I Knew You” for Disney and @Pixar’s @toystory 5 will be yours on June 5th. I’ve always dreamed of getting to write for these characters who I’ve adored since I was a 5 year old kid watching the first Toy Story movie. I fell instantly in love with Toy Story 5 when I was lucky enough to see it in its early stages, and I wrote this song as soon as I got home from the screening. Sometimes you just know, right?
You can pre-order now exclusively at https://t.co/NoneI6kxdH and catch Toy Story 5 in theaters June 19th ☁️☁️☁️☁️☁️

[Chocobones @chocobones]

@Elifbenad Es un dispositivo para monitoreo de glucosa, seguramente tiene diabetes 😅

[Chocobones @chocobones]

@micheline12341 Totally!! Mine goes crazy

[Chocobones @chocobones]

Spent in Churu, catnip and God knows what else

[Daily Mail @DailyMail]

Karl Lagerfeld left $1.5million to his cat Choupette - so why is she now broke and living with the legendary fashion designer's former housekeeper? https://t.co/Tt3oi2qKeE

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Why do dog people hate cats so much? I’ve never met a cat person who hates dogs in the same way.

[Chocobones @chocobones]

@MuchachoTacos1 El pelón dándolo todo 👁️👄👁️

[Chocobones @chocobones]

El talento de Imogen Heap y Guy Sigsworth es *chef’s kiss 🤌🏻* mágico. Totalmente obsesionada en 2008-2009.

[ryan 🦇🇵🇸 @poketal]

this song genuinely ruined every other pop song for me

[🌟 @catharsity]

https://t.co/5He5DQDW1w

[REY @AOTY2024]

They want me to spread that false narrative in exchange for $500 😭