Jonathan Smitherton

Learing Center, Magna Cum Laude

[Jonathan Smitherton @chocochipsmith]

@RepThomasMassie You're a useless (soon to be unemployed) hack.

[Morning Brew ☕️ @MorningBrew]

When their passive aggressive email has your manager CC'd "for visibility"

[Jonathan Smitherton @chocochipsmith]

@NolanAnalyst *She

[Pete Hegseth @PeteHegseth]

The flyovers will continue until morale improves.

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Maradona in heaven after argentina beats england, again

[Fut Sheriff @FutSheriff]

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Inglaterra: 4-2-3-1 en rombo, Kane de falso 9, Bellingham llegando desde segunda línea, Pontas invertidos, Presión alta, Rotaciones en el mediocampo

🇦🇷 Argentina: El que no se la pase a Messi es gay

[Jonathan Smitherton @chocochipsmith]

@KevinKileyCA Loser.

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 BIG WIN IN THE HOUSE! Rep. Tim Burchett just confirmed: The SAVE AMERICA ACT is ATTACHED and heading to the Senate!

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

I smoked your G.O.A.T while you were fucking your goat.

[Jonathan Smitherton @chocochipsmith]

@thecyrusjanssen

[Jonathan Smitherton @chocochipsmith]

@Alonso_GD

[Melissa Chen @MsMelChen]

Dear America,

On this, your 250th birthday, we celebrate the audacious experiment that still sets you apart from every nation that has ever been: a republic built on ordered liberty, where free men and women consent to be governed yet refuse to be ruled.

You alone dared to declare that rights come not from kings or majorities but from the Creator, and that government exists to secure them, not dispense them.

You are the superlative nation - greatest in scale and spirit, unmatched in your restless vitality. How unique is your wild, irreverent confidence that turns impossible dreams into towering realities? Where else does such extravagant abundance flow - not merely of wealth, but of opportunity, reinvention, and second chances? And what land has ever matched your extreme self-confidence, that bold, almost reckless conviction that tomorrow can always be made better, bigger, freer?

To so many of us born elsewhere, you remain the lone and steadfast beacon whose light still pierces the gathering darkness. Your strength and spirit sustain not only your own shores but every heart around the world that yearns for freedom, dignity and self-determination.

Guard your rare and precious character, for in them lies the secret of your enduring greatness. We need you now more than ever.

Wishing all Americans a happy Independence Day!​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ And may God bless the United States of America 🇺🇸

[Jonathan Smitherton @chocochipsmith]

@FrancoPanizo Eat an American dick, anchor baby.

[Jonathan Smitherton @chocochipsmith]

@AmiriKing They're are easier ways to tell the world you are a homosexual. FYI.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I cant get enough of Eurotears

[Jonathan Smitherton @chocochipsmith]

@RachelT1722 And you're still somehow a third world shit hole.

You should be embarrassed, instead of trying to gloat.

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

Trump: “American liberty has not endured for 250 years merely because of words on paper; liberty has prevailed here because of the culture and character of the people who declared it, defended it, and preserved it.”

My gosh what a speech. 🔥

[Eric Schmitt @Eric_Schmitt]

Sorry, too busy Americamaxxing to notice.

[Brandon Gill @realBrandonGill]

Remember who you are, American. 🇺🇸

[Jonathan Smitherton @chocochipsmith]

@PressSec I dont care that 70% have previously been charged. It's the child bearing women that need to be prioritized before they have their anchor babies.