Caesar Lizardo

black dude/italian name/indian face 🇩🇴

[Caesar Lizardo @chocol8papi]

@FFgriller Listened to my coworkers and benched Skattebo for 27pts 😭😭😭

Luckily I’m 8-1 and playing the 0-9 team who I’m still projected to beat by like 45pts lol

[Caesar Lizardo @chocol8papi]

Who should I start in my flex, Cam Skattebo or Tutu Atwell? #fantasy #fantasyfootball #startorsit

[Caesar Lizardo @chocol8papi]

Synagogue of Satan (NOT “the Jews” or all Jews)

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

Your terms are acceptable

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

When we return next week, we’ll get 218 signatures for Epstein Files Transparency Act II, which guarantees a vote.

Survivors will be able to get their own records, State Attorneys General can prosecute crimes, and we can take the DOJ to court for keeping critical files hidden.⚖️

[Caesar Lizardo @chocol8papi]

:::hits penjamin::

What if you don’t recognize old acquaintances, not because it’s been so long and you barely knew them, but because they’re shapeshifters?? 🤔😯

[Caesar Lizardo @chocol8papi]

My theory is someone is tryna exhibit that they can touch Mar-A-Lago. This ain’t no crash, this was a forewarning.

[Caesar Lizardo @chocol8papi]

Idc what anyone says, Techno Mechanicus is a sick fucking name. Sounds like an ancient android from Roman times or something 😂

[🫥 @freetheboyyy]

Elon musk’s family tree needs its own documentary series, from billion-dollar businesses to a family full of headlines, this isn’t just a family tree anymore, it’s a whole forest, how many episodes do you think netflix would need to cover all this drama? 💀

[Caesar Lizardo @chocol8papi]

@ComicDaveSmith @angertab Body bag

[Caesar Lizardo @chocol8papi]

Did some important research tonite 😏

[Caesar Lizardo @chocol8papi]

Holy shit @RobbieTheFire I can be handsome like you for $34.99!

[Caesar Lizardo @chocol8papi]

Americans in 2026 finding out our country’s been cooked since 1913.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Five full days of waiting as a man let a herd of wild boars get comfortable with his trap, wandering in like it was a free buffet.

Then, the second the last one stepped inside, he slammed the gate shut.

Watch the dust fly as the boars realize there's no way out.

Absolute chaos in a circle.

Writer: Daniyal

[Caesar Lizardo @chocol8papi]

I was today years old when I found out @ComicDaveSmith was part of legendary 90s pop band Hanson. #mmmbopartoftheproblem

[Caesar Lizardo @chocol8papi]

When historians look back on 2026 they’ll likely all agree that we were already a few years into the third world war.

[Caesar Lizardo @chocol8papi]

Netanyahu said that the 1200 people killed on October 7 was equivalent to 16 or 17 9/11s. He then proceeded to kill close to 100,000 Palestinians in Gaza. So what’s that, like over 1,000 9/11s?

[Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith]

We’d be substantially better off as a society if we just had a movement to abolish the socialism for the rich.

[Caesar Lizardo @chocol8papi]

@Auriel_zy @BOISPY4 On the next episode: DIVORCE!

[Caesar Lizardo @chocol8papi]

@auteurhouse

[Caesar Lizardo @chocol8papi]

So Lindsay Clancy gets to walk free after she killed her kids cuz she was out of her mind, but my star wide receiver with cte gotta sit on the bench cuz he beat his gf when he was also out of his mind?? 🤔

[Caesar Lizardo @chocol8papi]

There is no I in twerk. But there is a WE.