Chris Lamb

In the darkest times, shine the brightest stars 🌟 . Never give up. There is always hope.

[Chris Lamb @chocoranges]

A star falls from the sky and into your hands. Then it seeps through your veins and swims inside your blood and becomes every part of you. And then you have to put it back into the sky. And it's the most painful thing you'll ever have to do in your life. Miss my boy xx

[Chris Lamb @chocoranges]

@SilversRef @SPQLondinium Totally baffling

[Chris Lamb @chocoranges]

@AaronBower No mention of Nsemba?

[Chris Lamb @chocoranges]

@watsnakes And got off scott free

[Chris Lamb @chocoranges]

@EvertonNewsFeed @kate_bateson One

[Chris Lamb @chocoranges]

@McDonalds I used to love your Big Tasty burger but it is now longer big, or tasty. A real let down to sneak this reduction size in and think no one will notice. Your shareholders are still making a massive profit. You used to put quality and service before price... not anymore.

[Caroline Lucas @CarolineLucas]

I hope this isn’t true. There are times when it’s more important to put country before party. This is one of them. Burnham’s longstanding commitment to a fairer voting system could transform our democracy & counter dire threat of a Reform UK government https://t.co/PNfl5GnB0X

[Chris Lamb @chocoranges]

@Ryanair not on that your call handlers keep hanging up when my wife is trying to get special assistance for a flight.

[Chris Lamb @chocoranges]

@Everton what's the point in digital membership if you can't listen to the live game?

[Chris Lamb @chocoranges]

Dear @kfc @KFCUKII @KFCUK_Official this was supposed to be a piece of chicken from a boneless bucket. It resembled a NikNak. One piece of lettuce on a box meal burger and mini pieces of chicken for a gravy box? I know times are hard but for the price we paid we would expect more

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

If anyone sees Judas today please tell him to call me ASAP

[Chris Lamb @chocoranges]

@DearS_o_n When you're going through hell, keep going x

[Jesus H Christ! @ThatBloke_Jesus]

Good to see the lads at Supper tonight!

Think I’ll make this a weekly thing

[Chris Lamb @chocoranges]

@NotFarLeftAtAll Any form of cooking

[Chris Lamb @chocoranges]

@EE Thanks for the reply. Once I spoke with Anthony in the Exec complaints team it was all sorted. Its a shame that its taken so long this week to get to that stage. He's a star.

[Chris Lamb @chocoranges]

Dear @EE I have a strong feeling our 20 year friendship is about to come to an end unless your lovely exec complaints team can resolve my broadband issue, still not resolved, despite hours on the phone this week and two of your agents actually hanging up on me... is it so hard?

[Channel 4 News @Channel4News]

Japanese football fans have been praised online after staying behind to clean up Wembley Stadium following their team’s 1–0 victory over England.

After the historic win, Japanese supporters remained in the stands to tidy the stadium before leaving.

[Chris Lamb @chocoranges]

@AndrewAk82 @Realkeithmason Have a minute Andrew. Keith is rightly proud of his son. I'd be exactly the same as him if my son should be mentioned and wasn't.

[Chris Lamb @chocoranges]

@footyinsider247 They're not big six as it stands. Just saying

[MerPol Everton FC @MerPolEFC]

Just a reminder: if you’re planning on attending the Everton coach meet & greet tomorrow, please remember that pyros and smoke canisters are dangerous, illegal to set off, and can cause breathing difficulties for other supporters. #EFC #nopyrobutparty

@The1878s @EFC_FanAdvisory

[Chris Lamb @chocoranges]

@stevejamesLFC @RBMersey Has he been living rent free in your head since lol