* 𝓬𝗮𝗲͡𝘀𝗮𝗿.

[𝗲͟𝗂. ๑ @sloppiestpiggy]

ᅠ

yeah.. i can't see you calling
me auntie, either. 𝗗𝗔𝗗𝗗𝗬 is
more realistic. for you.

can't have confidence if
i don't have the power
to back it up, maltesers.
you gonna stand there
and keep talkin'.ᐣ

strut that ass over here
and find out for yourself.

ᅠ

[* 𝓬𝗮𝗲͡𝘀𝗮𝗿. @chocoskank]

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ei works just fine for me. there
is no way in 𝖍ell i'll be calling
you auntie.. hag works better.

you seem confident, it'll be nice
to see it all drain from you. you
can't compete with me, sweetie.

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[𝗲͟𝗂. ๑ @sloppiestpiggy]

ᅠ

that so.ᐣ a'ight. call me ei, yeah?
auntie works.. but that's fer the
younger ones.

'm more than certain i can tussle
with you. dealt with way worse
before, hershey's kiss.

ᅠ

[* 𝓬𝗮𝗲͡𝘀𝗮𝗿. @chocoskank]

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dark chocolate.. thats not my
name, is it bub.ᐣ you'll call me
caesar. i don't want to hear any
more of this chocolate nonsense.

alternatively, you could carry on..
but i promise things won't end well
for an old lady like you. i'm sure a
fight with you would be easy.

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[𝗲͟𝗂. ๑ @sloppiestpiggy]

ᅠ

been bulkin' since i turned 35. couldn't
bother doing a cut, so ah' went 'head
and went all in on the bulk.

paid off, didn't it.ᐣ don't need to
show 'em off to let people know
it's there. not so bad yourself,
dark chocolate.

ᅠ

[* 𝓬𝗮𝗲͡𝘀𝗮𝗿. @chocoskank]

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maybe i'll give you the 𝐛enefit
of the doubt.. you 𝒎ight be at
my level, i guess.

i am surprised you have that much
muscle mass while being so 𝒑igish..
hm. you aren't so bad after all.

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[𝗲͟𝗂. ๑ @sloppiestpiggy]

ᅠ

not at your level 𝐲et.ᐣ now tha' sum'
bullshit. m'stronger than i look. all
the strong bits are stuffed under
this fat.ᐟ

i'm more than certain i'm at your
level. minimum.

ᅠ

[* 𝓬𝗮𝗲͡𝘀𝗮𝗿. @chocoskank]

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what. the. fuck.ᐣ you're packing
all that while being so 𝐟at..

hm. there's still a little more you
need to work on, you're not at my
level yet. keep trying, bub.

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[𝗲͟𝗂. ๑ @sloppiestpiggy]

ᅠ

really, now. m'kay, i won't. hold your
horses, yeah?

and, even if i'm fatter, doesn't mean
that i don't have muscle under it. i was
a damn good vanguard in my prime.

ᅠ

[* 𝓬𝗮𝗲͡𝘀𝗮𝗿. @chocoskank]

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yeah.. natural strength.
i think you mean natural 𝐜hub.

( flexing her arm, bicep popping
out. a proud look laying on her face. )

go on then, your turn.ᐟ i wouldn't
be surprised if you wanted to back
down now.

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[𝗲͟𝗂. ๑ @sloppiestpiggy]

ᅠ

𝓽ubby.ᐣ.ᐟ i don't need to work out
that often. i've got natural strength.

c'mon, let me see. show 'em off. i'll
bet on getting glasses for it. if i've
got more muscle than you do, you
owe me a pizza.

ᅠ

[* 𝓬𝗮𝗲͡𝘀𝗮𝗿. @chocoskank]

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uh huh. for someone telling me to
'hit the gym', your physique really
isn't anything special.. 𝐭ubby.

and yes — it is muscle underneath.
i train regularly.. a looot more than
someone like 𝐲ou.

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[𝗲͟𝗂. ๑ @sloppiestpiggy]

ᅠ

oh, 𝗯ite me. attacking my intelligence
isn't fair.. it took me years t'get into this
warlock status crap. don't be so sassy.

you, on the other hand, look like you
need to hit the gym with me. that all
fat or is there muscle underneath?

ᅠ

[* 𝓬𝗮𝗲͡𝘀𝗮𝗿. @chocoskank]

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hm. they'd suit your looks.
your personality though.ᐣ no..

you're too brutish for glasses,
they'd make you look intellectual..
which is clearly something you lack.

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[𝗲͟𝗂. ๑ @sloppiestpiggy]

ᅠ

bhaha.ᐟ that's haaaarsh. i thought 'bout
it, but, i didn't bother. felt like it wouldn't
suit me.

i do have reading glasses though. not
'fraid to admit that.

ᅠ

[* 𝓬𝗮𝗲͡𝘀𝗮𝗿. @chocoskank]

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..have you considered glasses.ᐣ
y'know, maybe that would stop
you randomly groping people.

i appreciate the compliment..
you stink, though. horribly.

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[𝗲͟𝗂. ๑ @sloppiestpiggy]

ᅠ
ᅠ
sorry. you caught my eye.
nose——actually. got bad eyesight.

you smell good. couldn't help
myself.

ᅠ

[* 𝓬𝗮𝗲͡𝘀𝗮𝗿. @chocoskank]

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it's common etiquette to 𝖆sk before
you touch someone. keep those
grubby hands away from me.

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[𝗲͟𝗂. ๑ @sloppiestpiggy]

ᅠ

what was that for.ᐣ you're too big boned
to be left untouched.

ᅠ

[* 𝓬𝗮𝗲͡𝘀𝗮𝗿. @chocoskank]

⠀

( 𝓼watting her hand away.
unpleased. )

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[𝗲͟𝗂. ๑ @sloppiestpiggy]

ᅠ

( poking @chocoskank's tit. )

ᅠ

[* 𝓬𝗮𝗲͡𝘀𝗮𝗿. @chocoskank]

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black portrayal of caesar king.
bleached themes present.
inaccurate portrayal to canon.
strictly no writer x writer.

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