Cody Schmalz

🚁 Pilot. Wearing my pants to the right since ‘91.

[Cody Schmalz @choda10]

@gregnormanjr @fredcouplesgolf @livgolf_league @TheMasters @SharkGregNorman Imagine sitting down to write a tweet and thinking that flexing the 2008 ADT skills challenge is the way to go… 😂😂 GTFOH

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@RMHildebrandt Send

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@JMatthewMcGarry Sell

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@JMatthewMcGarry Grow

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@JustinFreeman18 @ThePME Second half was a little rough for all of us I guess..

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@chddaniel 🔥

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@GWBuffalo7 In if there’s still spots open

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@CDales97 Fins up babyyyy!!!

[James @CaucasianJames]

i drop my phone all the time what makes u think i won’t drop ur baby. keep that thing away from me

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@adalyfrey wondering if there is any way to copy and paste or scrape the projections out of the line matching sheet for us mme’ers?

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I’m just about sick of hearing about this Don Cherry and now Jess Allan shit. Yes they both fucked up. But firing either of them isn’t solving the problem. Get them out of their little bubbles, educate them on the subject, and let them fix their mistakes. Rant over.

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@wrightsy19

[Joel Franco @OfficialJoelF]

Protesters outside #Area51 are chanting "clap them cheeks" at 5 AM local time.

I don't know what to make of this.

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@ekitts26

[Wager Street @WagerStreet]

Tyreek Hill celebrates with his wife after the NFL decided not to suspend him... 😂

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No one looks more fucking miserable than someone pumping gas into their vehicle watching $ climb on the screen.

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Lost my shirt at a wedding last night. No idea how people my age keep track of their kids n shit

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I hope Julian Edelman put a lot of $ on the under 5.5 in that bos/tor game. Fuck that guy. #smallvictories

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Tiger wins masters. Leafs are in the playoffs. Red Sox and Yankees suck.

2019 mood:

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People who feel the need to kiss their significant other at the gym after every exercise, what in the fuck are you thinking?

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@zpettepl