@themopinomicon Sometimes I go to the local zoo, Drink the blood of an aids infected midget, Shart my bridges and let the giraffe lick the shit from my balls in plans to one day sacrifice the Giraffe for my lord zantar.
@chelseahandler@KevinHart4real OhHHH Chelsea, Swamp creature of the earths bowels. please oh please reincarnate into a dogs asshole so we can all live in peace in the next life. Yours truly Silicone out!
@WorldAndScience If you look close enough you will see Urmomsuterus getting tongue punched by a gang Percius lord of the swamp creature. #didyouknow sea goblins are stardust emitted from Percius's temple in the Reckto quadrant? hmm
@VivekGRamaswamy When Vivek's not out ramming Pastrami on his off time he's spitting versions of the truth at local fairs in Ohio. Come check him out for the most useless information you didn't know you never needed... Pshhh
Why O'WHY was i born with a TORPEDO for a cock? Store managers often wonder why I'm stealing a pringles can then I get arrested for showing them.... what should I do?