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@vegemomo Wait this one is good

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@vegemomo It’s me follow me back!!

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CALL ME ONE OF THOSE EVANGELISTS THAT HARASS YOU ON THE WAY TO CLASS THE WAY I DESERVE TO BLOW UP

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Head game so strong it’ll steal your girl call that the most devious lick

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If someone has their likes hidden I’m gonna go through and hand count them so I can post it in the comments

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Sometimes to hide my b*ner I tuck the tip into my bussy

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I DENTICAL TWINS

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@humanizer111 🤨

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@humanizer111 Y 😔

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I’m the kind of guy who’ll go to the gym and hit the squirt rack the dumb balls and the breast press

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Is Mammogram a Pokémon

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Everyone knows any self respecting they/them would NEVER leave pee drops on a toilet

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I just want to be pretty enough to use the gender neutral bathroom without anyone questioning me

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I (cis/het) hate it when I (cis/het) am using the gender neutral bathroom and I (cis/het) see PEE (cis/het) DROPS ON THE SEAT???

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New ick: singing while someone else is holding the microphone for you

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When I accidentally leave the coochie on over night!

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She koms on my bucha till i ferment

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I’m such a troll!! Like lock me under a bridge fr!!!

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Dave and busters is rehab for people with gambling addictions

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I wish I was a gay man so I could go to Hooters!