chodesupremacy

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Legendary hangover starting to creep in with 3 hours left on da greyhound bus

[chodesupremacy @chodesupremacy]

Asked the barista if the gf cookie tasted gluten free and she said “no its amazing”

[chodesupremacy @chodesupremacy]

Forcing everyone at work to eat family meal with chopsticks for the entirety of May for AAPI month (we ran out of plastic forks)

[chodesupremacy @chodesupremacy]

The elephant in the room is stepping on my toe bad

[chodesupremacy @chodesupremacy]

Waiting to become lesbian so I can move to Andersonville

[chodesupremacy @chodesupremacy]

Going to gus’ suck and fuck and kitty’s coochie club tonight

[chodesupremacy @chodesupremacy]

Sure what the hell

[chodesupremacy @chodesupremacy]

A man will have you sobbing doing too much ketamine 1 hour on the stairmaster adult ballet classes a 12 hour trip to florida voluntarily visit your shitty hometown smoking an entire pack in 2 days and you know what maybe he was right I should try therapy

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Girl who is maybe not going to be okay

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Girl who is going to more than okay

[chodesupremacy @chodesupremacy]

Dubai chocolate david bar and fibermaxxed strawberry matcha with hot honey cold foam for breakfast

[chodesupremacy @chodesupremacy]

Actually now when you turn 25 you get drafted instead of running a marathon

[chodesupremacy @chodesupremacy]

And for the lady perhaps some therapy?

[chodesupremacy @chodesupremacy]

DO NOT START A SHOW WITH A MAN THAT WILL EVENTUALLY LEAVE YOU I WILL NEVER FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENS TO JACKIE JR NOW FUCK

[chodesupremacy @chodesupremacy]

Actually who cares

[chodesupremacy @chodesupremacy]

Got dumped post nut clarity cuz my pussy be chopped unc showing up fat and in jeans

[chodesupremacy @chodesupremacy]

Going through my old tweets and screaming at all of them because what the fuck was wrong with me

[chodesupremacy @chodesupremacy]

Craving a penis butter cup and some jolly poppers

[chodesupremacy @chodesupremacy]

@thedivinetwink Can you water my plant actually

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Oh you haven’t slept in days? Should we throw a party? Should we call sleepy joe?

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Yeah im a rich white woman but i have micro bangs and patchwork tattoos and a bisexual boyfriend so i really do understand what it means to be oppressed