I’ll be honest with you, if I could make $1,000,000 to show my butthole and pinch my nipples for an hour a day instead of busting my ass for corporate America, I totally would.
Ayo Dosunmu has 40 points in a playoff win and he’s getting MVP chants. He’s 26 years old and on a team-friendly contract.
The Chicago Bulls did not get a first-round pick for him.