Todays Coffee Notes

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Hand ground beans (new process), can really taste the bloodied hands that crushed them, a salty and savory cup, best tasted on an airplane

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(Coffee premonition: The next milk craze will be Camels milk)

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At first sip, the desire to say offensive things, skin tone changed to an orange tint, contemplating how to make America great again

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Soaked in the mysterious depths of the Pacific ocean for 2 days, savory nibbles of minced dreams, finish with a feeling of something missing

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Upon cool down, vivid sassafras on the front line, hard boiled egg at the back of the tongue, finished with a Niquil aftertaste.

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Mouthfeel of blood from your lip, chunks of gravel like being thrown onto the street after a fist fight, a true robust dark roast.

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A handsome body, buttery aromas, slippery like velvet glove down throat, and almost instant diarrhea

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Fourth dimensional body, unidentified flying flavors dance upon my tongue and summer salt into my brain, a deja vu chocolate finish.

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First sip - operatic floral tones
Fourth sip - a skip in my step
Finish cup - I jump in the air and freeze as my life's credits roll

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Night sweats, followed by lucid dreaming, visited by three ghosts of Christmas past, change of heart, and a lingering lime zest finish.

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A cornucopia of an indescribable flavor note that can't be perceived by the human tongue, fits of rage, eyes twitching, foaming at the mouth

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Brewed upside down for twenty five mins, distinct canadian bacon and hint of black licorice, lost consciousness five mins in

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Insane nitrogen rich atmosphere on the nose, breathtaking notes of sulphuric rotten egg, finishes lightheaded and nauseous.

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Pumpkin spiced regret.

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the @realDonaldTrump of coffees: jet fuel up front, oily, notes of old wet money & bronzer

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Sourced from Antartica, unpasteurized, freshly squeezed, notes of water, and a constant seasick feeling.

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sagebrush aromatics, burnt hair, blue slurpee

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cicada buzz, a cool crisp kale, a feeling that someone's watching you

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Hummus body, potent oder of a cast just taken off someone's leg after 40 days, bright elderberry finish.

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Chocolate dipped cigarets, pulled pork, and hints of confederate flag.