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I’m a mom. BLM. She/Her

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Hi I just want y’all to know I drove 45 minutes to a wedding and didn’t recognize anyone but I don’t know their families anyway so I just took a seat and the lady next to me started talking to me about the bride and it was then I realized

I was at the wrong FUCKING WEDDING.

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The stick drift on PS5 makes me heavily consider switching to Xbox.

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@emeraldashtray Papi

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My dad: Brooklyn wants to go to build a bear but that shit is just so expensive, I’ll get her a fluffy friend somewhere else.

Also my dad:

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@emeraldashtray I think those are a myth babe 🥺

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@LanzyPants Dibbs

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Accidentally invited @whoajaco to a party and now I want to kms.

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Bitch I was fat I was never ugly

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@schuckthis @jordan_taylor31 WTF DID I DO

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Twitter thirst traps

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“I like my brain best in a bar fight with my heart”

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How nice or could have been if we only lived where our love works.

[soli @solisolsoli]

- i love you
- it will pass

By Ilaria Ratti

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@schuckthis @jordan_taylor31 This is painfully accurate.

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@ThreecoatsMURPH A physical box, I was flabbergasted.

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Someone at work asked me about my “memory box” which is apparently a box that you keep memories of your past relationships in?
Ma’am I set that shit on fire. Quite literally set it ablaze.

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Finding happiness in healing🤍

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I’d make a good wife if I wasn’t such a bitch

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I am not “playing hard to get” I’m just not interested.

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@whoajaco Ayo?

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“None of my exs are married so I’m not the problem”
Sooo none of mine are married but I’m absolutely still the problem.