Choke On 'Em

I spill my guts, you choke on 'em. Aberystwyth-based critique and creations of a generally artsy nature.

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Currently undergoing a major rebrand of this account and my hitherto-unused blog to take a new and hopefully more productive direction.

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@Graingerboyo @ThatJoelfella You wish! I have to be quite drunk.

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@ivortymchak I'm afraid not, I've been exiled from Leeds and don't live in the city any more.

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@ThatJoelfella @Graingerboyo My karaoke Wuthering Heights with accompanying dancing (and sometimes costume) is legendary.

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I fear my review of Salt Song may have earned me some enemies...

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@philkirby Am I in the dog house?

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I am not a jobseeker! I'm a free man!

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My three favourite groups/artists on one song. I mean, seriously. Did someone submit my sorry case to the Make-A-Wish Foundation?

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New track from Arcade Fire's new album, produced by James Murphy with David Bowie as guest vocalist. http://t.co/U8W6hDtu5M All my Xmases.

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@markvsmedia Besides, I'm a commie, I don't believe in flogging crap to spin a buck. :P

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@markvsmedia. The industry is changing for the worse. Online data collection means advertising is becoming more demographic-based by the day

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@markvsmedia I'm glad I found these adverts. They vindicate my decision to abandon graphic design as a career because it's morally corrupt.

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Spot the differences. Men's mag ad on left, women's on right.

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Shortlist embarrassingly fudging a reference to cult 90s Lee/Herring vehicle Fist of Fun. Should be 'drink'.

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@philkirby Ah, I hadn't read the context.

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@philkirby Isn't it a bit patronizing, like Third World tourism, to go to a conservative club?

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@ivortymchak 'Money-changers in the temple now AOK, says God in wake of radical administrative shake-up.'

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@philkirby It sounds like a horrible place.

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I think my fundamental issue with pride is that even with such a high concentration of gay men, I still can't pull.

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Whoever this guy is, his singing is abysmal. #Leedspride