Roman Santa Muerte

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[Roman Santa Muerte @chokesnuffrant]

Go #knicks 🫀

[Roman Santa Muerte @chokesnuffrant]

it feels impossible to get a dumb lady to go away because by rejecting her all you're doing is reminding her of her shitty dad and dumb ladies love wanting to bang versions of their dad. this isn't a groundbreaking discovery but why isn't this creepier to more people?

[Roman Santa Muerte @chokesnuffrant]

@the_joe_marotta Holy shit I was trying to remember this ages ago. Also saw this on this tape. Can't believe this tweet came up 🥹

[Roman Santa Muerte @chokesnuffrant]

nothing is as important to me as good conversation, ultimately. not even blow jobs, pizza, movies, music, sleep or cigarettes. and those are all my favorite things. but that connection you can't manufacture...can be shot right into my veins.

[rapklipz @rapklipz]

Tyler The Creator caught by TMZ walking out of a store wearing a Batman mask and disappearing into thin air (2023)

[Henny James @ItsHennyJames]

That beer he drinking must be some pressure 😂

[Roman Santa Muerte @chokesnuffrant]

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[edgarwright @edgarwright]

Happy sweet 16 to ‘Scott Pilgrim Vs The World’, a movie gift that keeps on giving. The more the years roll on, the more insane it seems that we actually got to make it. The time spent with the cast and crew of this film was a real joy, and those friendships endure to this day. Thanks to everyone who worked their socks off on it and all of you that saw it (with special bragging rights for those who did so on the opening weekend!).

Here’s to more crazy movies like this!

[Roman Santa Muerte @chokesnuffrant]

vultures are so fucking cool. i really wish i had one. not as a pet but as a pal i could go get coffee with and talk about how sad sylvia plath makes us.

[Lucy @TheLucyShow1]

I’ll never look at another Vulture the same again 😂

[Roman Santa Muerte @chokesnuffrant]

the ever persistent parade of weird bitches in my life makes me wonder if there's some dr. strange portal they're all getting sent through

[Roman Santa Muerte @chokesnuffrant]

@Mimiiben1 63

[Roman Santa Muerte @chokesnuffrant]

@waitmaya 31

[Roman Santa Muerte @chokesnuffrant]

today just isn't very good.

[Roman Santa Muerte @chokesnuffrant]

i miss dmx

[Todd Spence @Todd_Spence]

GOODFELLAS but with the FAMILY MATTERS intro 😂
internet nonsense of my favorite

[Roman Santa Muerte @chokesnuffrant]

why has there yet to be a sniper using the vantage point of the fake popeyes balcony or the little mystery room above a walgreens yet?

[Roman Santa Muerte @chokesnuffrant]

@TheCinesthetic The part directly preceding this. From the smoking in the tub, to wiping piss off the toilet seat with the shoe, to the strut. Danny McBride actually has two grand entrances, the second being his return as a cannibal king

[Roman Santa Muerte @chokesnuffrant]

Lyrics from the new Travis Scott end credits song to Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey

#theodyssey #travisscott #zendaya

[Roman Santa Muerte @chokesnuffrant]

was about to fall asleep and was jolted back to life thinking about if the property brothers ever pulled a 2 man

[Roman Santa Muerte @chokesnuffrant]

@PromoJoeYT so fuckin' sick 🔥

[Roman Santa Muerte @chokesnuffrant]

blasted 3 cigarettes. life is good.

[tern @1goodtern]

You couldn't make this up.
If you plotted this in a movie or TV show it would seem too ridiculous and unsubtle.