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[the cumpound @TheCumpound]

just picked up these boner pills from the local gas station

[DylanDoez @DylanDoez]

how it feels to be a my little pony fan:

[GreekTweeterV2 @GreekTweeterV2]

"Yes... Mr. Potter... we received a tip from Goblin Netanyahu in our overseas Divination branch that you were scheduled to have a cute first meeting with a Miss... Malfoy, which would set the stage for a perfect romance during your school years. That has been stopped. Shalom."

[すえきち @gomikasumove]

クソおもろいから見て欲しい

[Solzhenixon @sardonic_greek]

I no incel, papi. I truecel papi I sensitive. nunca nunca