Choki Man

Law| Usual Caveats

[S p r i n t e r @SprinterPress]

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un visited the test launch of a strategic cruise missile and assessed the performance of anti-ship and anti-submarine systems and air defense systems on board the recently built Kang Kon destroyer

Kim Jong Un highly praised the latest achievements in the development of North Korea's weapons and ordered officials to complete the tests of the Kang Kon and put the destroyer into operation within two months.

[The Telegraph @Telegraph]

Russian hackers have infiltrated the email accounts of British government officials and overseas Foreign Office staff in a major national security breach.

Dark web forums are now trading access to the sensitive logins for as much as $60,000 (£44,000).

The breach included emails and coinciding passwords, allowing hackers – and anyone willing to pay for them – the potential ability to infiltrate sensitive Whitehall systems ⤵️
https://t.co/4jOEbluIY1

[Choki Man @choki_man]

@Ki94687Kiragu @LimitlessKe95 There's no fence there

[Clash Report @clashreport]

READ MORE 👇

https://t.co/BUdghBVLIx

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

“they’re not actual eagles. great band though. hotel california sounds liberal by name but, frankly, is a great song. incredible song even. what does the fox say, anyway? hopefully good things about me unlike the fake news. nasty people”

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Well his name was Harambe and he was a great gorilla, one of the best. And they shot him. And really if you watch the video he wasn’t do anything, right? But that didn’t stop them. They shot him dead. Dead, ok? In front of everyone.”

[Erik Rostad (Books of Titans) @booksoftitans]

The entire Trojan War would have been cancelled had Agamemnon witnessed this omen.

[johnny maga @johnnymaga]

“They had these windmills all over the place—wind, can you believe it? And they were killing thousands of your friends—and I stopped it, and the Fake News media refuses to report on it. Very dishonest people.”

[Stunnar @ambrooky__]

In an African household huezi toka tu uende shughli zako,lazma ufanye some kinda chores in exchange for your absence

[Alex Hollings @AlexHollings52]

I was up late last night printing Shahed drones to throw at my wife every time negotiations over what we should have for dinner stall.

[Andy Capp @WorldofAndyCapp]

Can a man get no peace?

[The Elephant @theelephantinfo]

It is very likely that Gen Muhoozi will attempt to become president of Uganda. He and his supporters have said so. If this happens, the massacres like those by Mwanga in 1886 will start immediately. They have started already. The internal strife that befell Buganda in 1888 will follow very fast. Just like in 1888, when first the Catholic and Protestant converts were expelled by the triumphant Muslim forces of Kalema and in revenge the same were expelled by Christians, we can expect in a post-Museveni Uganda that the actions of Gen Muhoozi will lead to ethnic pogroms. His highly disturbing statements about teaching torture victims to speak “Runyankore” in his basement is the seminal disaster that throws dark clouds over the future of Uganda.

https://t.co/hyDVCnr6K4

[Andy Capp @WorldofAndyCapp]

Sunday special: Honesty is obviously not the best policy..

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: Keir Starmer has resigned as Prime Minister of the UK

[Choki Man @choki_man]

@KhaleeseeM @Mongareokiro1 🤣🤣

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

BREAKING: President Trump confirms Keir Starmer is resigning as Prime Minister… before Starmer has confirmed it himself. The final humiliation.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Immigration Minister Mike Tapp has called for a new law forcing a general election if a party forces out its leader

"That would stop the constant churn and focus all politicians on delivery, instead of workplace politics. The country would benefit"

[𝕴𝖆𝖈𝖔𝖇𝖚𝖘 @InEminenti]

Cuando a un inglés le hacen una foto así en el coche es que está listo.

[yoshimi battles video game addiction @nise_yoshimi]

British politics since 2010

[Choki Man @choki_man]

@AwasiFinest 🤣