i died while playing fortnite with my gay guy friend and he told me to call him big mama if i wanted to get my loot back and when he gave it back he said "ok now say thank you big mama" and i did and he said "big mama loves her big growing boy" and it gave me a boner
A MEETING OF TWO REPRESSED JAPANESE HOMOSEXUALS:
-"last night, I, i p-paid a escort 2 cradle me naked in a love hotel..."
-"I MASTURBATE TO THE THOUGHT OF DECAPITATED MEN."
-"w-h-"
-"LARGE WHITE PHALLUSES."
-"i don't u-"
-"NOTHING HAPPENED DURING THE INCIDENT AT NANJING."