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eats cheese recreationally | chickasaw | tulsa | she/her

[𝗫 𝗧 𝗔 𝗟 👩🏻‍🦰 @chokychaud]

An Oklahoma school banning a book set in Oklahoma written by an Oklahoma author is very classic Oklahoma

[𝗫 𝗧 𝗔 𝗟 👩🏻‍🦰 @chokychaud]

“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us”
—me driving on Lewis or Peoria between 21st and 41st

[𝗫 𝗧 𝗔 𝗟 👩🏻‍🦰 @chokychaud]

Yeah dating apps are stressful but have you ever tried to buy mid century modern furniture on facebook marketplace?

[𝗫 𝗧 𝗔 𝗟 👩🏻‍🦰 @chokychaud]

There are dozens of women in this Firehouse Subs and zero firemen

[𝗫 𝗧 𝗔 𝗟 👩🏻‍🦰 @chokychaud]

If you’re a woman who wanted a job, never look up the credentials of the man who got the job

[𝗫 𝗧 𝗔 𝗟 👩🏻‍🦰 @chokychaud]

Once you go Brach’s you don’t go back

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Thanks to Taylor Swift my 76 year old dad is watching his first SuperBowl

[𝗫 𝗧 𝗔 𝗟 👩🏻‍🦰 @chokychaud]

Ain’t no party like a Taylor Swift party

[𝗫 𝗧 𝗔 𝗟 👩🏻‍🦰 @chokychaud]

My financial goals:

1. someday being able to sort from high to low on price
2.

[𝗫 𝗧 𝗔 𝗟 👩🏻‍🦰 @chokychaud]

Scheduling an all-you-can-drink wine dinner the day after dry January ends may not have been the best idea?

[𝗫 𝗧 𝗔 𝗟 👩🏻‍🦰 @chokychaud]

I would be so mortified if bookmarks were ever made public on here. Everyone else would have edgy or racy tweets bookmarked and mine would be “10 Excel hacks every data nerd needs”

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A longtime friend is getting married and since her dad has passed she wants our dad to walk her down the aisle. She asked me and my sisters if that was okay. We’re all like yeah, you can have him 😂

[𝗫 𝗧 𝗔 𝗟 👩🏻‍🦰 @chokychaud]

Love these ideas for doing more than just “being there”

[𝗫 𝗧 𝗔 𝗟 👩🏻‍🦰 @chokychaud]

I just saw an ad for something, thought it looked good, went to Amazon to buy it, saw I already purchased it a year ago, and then went and found it in my house in a place I probably look at everyday. I’m winning while I’m losing.

[𝗫 𝗧 𝗔 𝗟 👩🏻‍🦰 @chokychaud]

Waking up with sore feet and no hangover after a night out dancing is the highlight of my dry January ✌️

[𝗫 𝗧 𝗔 𝗟 👩🏻‍🦰 @chokychaud]

The ultimate curse is having one child who’s an early bird and another that’s a night owl

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My 5yo was well behaved through a 90 minute funeral so I’m letting him have a third plate of cookies at the reception

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@thinktk 🥺💙

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‘I just needed to lay down and be sad’ is a perfectly good reason to be late somewhere

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And one of them decided to burst. Regretting my dry January decision now.

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My pipes all decided to freeze last night. Cool, cool