Carissa Mattern, MA, DCJ(c)

Dr. in Criminal Justice, Policing candidate. Police Accountability Division, OECR, Baltimore City. Cancer survivor. 561 OG. Views are my own.

[Carissa Mattern, MA, DCJ(c) @chollymattern]

You can't spell felon without Elon.
#NotMyPresident

I'll be on bluesky, https://t.co/wgTzzvEnVd

[Carissa Mattern, MA, DCJ(c) @chollymattern]

I’m not from Baltimore… but I got here as fast as I could!

[Carissa Mattern, MA, DCJ(c) @chollymattern]

@bethesda @BethesdaStudios The graphics quality that you did in the Indiana Jones game… yeah, can we PLEASE get that level or something close to it in Fallout76?

[Carissa Mattern, MA, DCJ(c) @chollymattern]

The only childhood dream I had might be coming true as I turn 37 next week… if I can find him a stall.

[Carissa Mattern, MA, DCJ(c) @chollymattern]

@PDavis_LLC I actually snort laughed at that.

[Carissa Mattern, MA, DCJ(c) @chollymattern]

@FreddieTheOsFan I need people to remember it’s an allegation.

[Carissa Mattern, MA, DCJ(c) @chollymattern]

My dissertation committee chair has been assigned…
#Dissertation #ohgod

[Carissa Mattern, MA, DCJ(c) @chollymattern]

@Eeowna Happy birthday, bestie!!! 🩷

[Carissa Mattern, MA, DCJ(c) @chollymattern]

@Eeowna Omg

[Carissa Mattern, MA, DCJ(c) @chollymattern]

@Eeowna Well that sucks!

[Ricky Davila @TheRickyDavila]

I’ll never regret voting for her.

[Carissa Mattern, MA, DCJ(c) @chollymattern]

If you’re in a red state and did not vote for what is coming, our doors are always open to you. Just ask.

[Carissa Mattern, MA, DCJ(c) @chollymattern]

https://t.co/wgTzzvEVKL

[Carissa Mattern, MA, DCJ(c) @chollymattern]

@MichaelaOkla First time I’ve ever felt the need to have one and I’m doing it.

[Carissa Mattern, MA, DCJ(c) @chollymattern]

@DrOBrienMD We need Trump “I did that” stickers.

[Nickolas🔞 @ComplexNickolas]

Don’t kill yourself.

For your pets. So you can get up and get that apple danish you’ve been lowkey craving. Live for a pretty rock you found.

Who is going to cherish your OCs
And love your favorite show

Living for love is valid
Living out of spite is valid

Just live.

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Powerful