Corey Holthaus

If I'm not tweeting about sports, tell me to log off.

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

Honeymoon Avenue will forever be my favorite song. It's just pure Ari. I love that she still sings it on tour because it's not like it's even close to one of her biggest hits or anything. She just also loves that song

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

Once again thinking about how the Nuggets traded down from 13 (Donovan Mitchell) to 24 because their intel said OG would still be there. Then the Raptors took him at 23 and the Nuggets panic-drafted Tyler Lydon. What could've been

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

I'll never not be mad about that game. And 2004. I want blood next year. And that won't be enough. I want something that can't even be put into words. I'm that pissed. I'm that hateful about it. It's all I care about

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

Broken fuckin' eye from a dude who gets played off the court because he sucks. No foul. What are we doing. We're allowed to just send in a random player off the bench to injure a team's best player and that's cool. Anything is fair game against Duke

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

The switch-up and run starting with "you didn't even try" is my favorite part of this album and that says a lot because Ari did not miss on eternal sunshine

[álvaro ꕤ @alvarzts]

essa daqui deveria ter tido todo o reconhecimento de we can’t be friends

[Mitch Santini @mitch_santini]

Pca is the only player in baseball that gets to this ball

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

Ari and Olivia dropping albums this summer. We're so blessed. Ari's sound on ihtimylm is peak Ari and I can't wait to hear the 5 or 6 songs I'm gonna be obsessed with. If the rest of Olivia's album is even close to the cure? Holy fucking shit. That song is a masterpiece

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

You gotta be kidding me 😂 this dude suuuuucks. Charmin soft

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Underdog Sports received a cease and desist letter regarding a promotion that makes fun of Shai Gilgeous-Alexander’s efforts to draw fouls, per @TheAthletic

“In a letter dated May 22, 2026 obtained by The Athletic, Eric Fishman of law firm ArentFox Schiff LLP, representing Gilgeous-Alexander, asked Underdog to: “permanently cease and desist from any and all use of Mr. Gilgeous-Alexander’s NIL in any and all media, including but not limited to your website (including the Unethical Hoops Website), apps, social media accounts, digital marketing and advertisements, promotional emails, push notifications, affiliate or influencer placements, and any physical goods including but not limited to the board game advertised on the Unethical Hoops Website.”

(https://t.co/PY7uAlRHiz)

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

The Cubs paid for defense. It's all they ever pay for. It's all Jed ever tries to do because he's a cheap mother fucker and "defense" is the only efficient way to build a team for him. Same issues prop up every year, but he just keeps running it back and collecting his check

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

@SeeWainGo this fake game is still war

[Mike Vernon @M_Vernon]

🚨 HEARING: Kansas will play Duke in Allen Fieldhouse. This season.

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The exhibition will be Duke's second time ever playing in the Phog (check out the vid from 1988 below).

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

He’s a person I’ve known for a long time

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

JK I was right originally

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

The Cubs suck lol

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

The Cubs are 10-1 since this tweet. I fixed them!

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

More like Michael ConforGOAT

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

Can't believe the Cubs bought in on this guy as someone they actually kind of spent money on for the bullpen. He's never been a leverage guy. He's always kinda stunk in meaningful moments

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

This Minnesota era is a better version of grit and grind. I don't think they'll ever win, but I hope they're remembered in a similar fashion

[alex @steven_lebron]

the wolves are an incredible team. but they might just end up being the early-2000 kings or “seven seconds or less” suns of this era because i think wemby has decided he’s gonna win a chip this season

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

I just saw Hali highlights and it made me sad and I'm just ready for next season already. How do we Sim To End on this season

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

Nothing about how the NBA game is officiated makes sense. Everything is fair game unless you flail on a shot. Or if you just fall over on defense on minimum contact

[Jonah @Huncho_Jman]

This is the weird middle ground of allowing physicality.

Yes Jaden and Randle are hounding him, could easily call a foul there, but Castle's head bobbing and handle here is just as fascinating.

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

Cubs? CUBS!

[Corey Holthaus @cholt22]

*screams externally*

I just want caring about something to be worth it for once

[Bart T🏀rvik @totally_t_bomb]

FWIW, we rise in May https://t.co/VGD7iNKhm7