Donillo Chombiosko

Orchestrated demoralization: coming soon to a collapsing empire near you.

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@elonmusk what a retard

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@Imakatt From a former Jersey pizza delivery guy, deep dish is very satisfying for the first bite or two, and gets rapidly less so. Probably great if you're starving.

Also, it's not "pizza". It's a cheese casserole.

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@TaraBull EEW

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@ShooterMcGavin nothing excellent about that bullshit. an entire day's worth of golfers will be dealing with this guy's joke. should be assaulted for it.

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@FromKulak If there was enough evidence to make it 1% likely to be true, JPM settles. This is utterly preposterous, and they will countersue this guy for everything.

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@MomAngtrades Anyone that would say that stuff would have to be psychopathic and so utterly tactless as to never make it that far. And to risk a career to sleep with some twerpy Indian dude that she could just meet at a bar in five minutes?? Preposterous.

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@UziCryptoo The estate is liable for the debt. So it'll come out of a family's expected inheritance if there is any. Credit card companies may voluntarily write it off as uncollectable, but more likely they'll file a claim if you're in probate.

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@paleonormie Absolutely zero percent chance she said any of that.

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@DagoSupremacy Jussie Smollett 2: Indian Boogaloo

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@GordonGekko420 The odds of this being true are preposterously low. Absolutely no chance any woman actually says any of that.

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@Jack_Raines This is the Jussie Smolett of Indian guys fantasizing about their girlboss bosses.

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@Rothmus There's no chance any actual woman talks like this, nor any executive. It's the Jussie Smollett of Indian guys fantasizing about their bosses.

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@jbulltard1 If there was even a shred of credible evidence to support this, JP Morgan would have settled this very quietly a long time ago.

Yeah, no woman or executive would ever talk like this.

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@spelunky_ It's called "genericide" in the trades -- when a branded product so dominates a market it loses its trademark and becomes the generic name of the product. Escalators and the brassiere are examples.

It's taylor ham all day.

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@FreetheTruth17 @spelunky_ Bergen County is Taylor Ham country. Full stop.

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@BasebaIlKing ted williams would like a word.

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@LindyTasteful It's also an infantile culture we're in - Millenials don't think they'll "get old" and balding is a message to grow the F up, causing a lot of anxiety.

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@B_of_H @necky_fade was gonna suggest the same thing - good luck stopping a nine-iron on that baby today...

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@USARebel1776 I always liked Joe Flacco

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@PierreVLeBrun I'm probably in the minority, but I say bring the whole Patrick/Adams/Norris/Smythe back. 1-4 in each division before CFs.