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I was told there would be punch and pie.

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Us.

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Can’t believe that didn’t work…

Weird.. 🤔

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Seriously. I’ve already heard it all. 😂

[Mick Milee @MickMilee]

Never advise a man in love.

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A majority of people suck at it. 😂

[‘’ @diana_gatlin]

Unpopular opinion about marriage :

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@Jassmini2 😂

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Best piece of rage bait I’ve seen in a while 😂

Can’t believe they did this in
“Broad Daylight”! 🤣

[Jasmina @Jassmini2]

To the parents of the two kids covering our street in chalk drawings in broad daylight, I have photos of everything and the right people have already been made aware.

The kids have basically turned the entire street into a drawing board. It is like they think that is just acceptable behavior.

People live here. Families walk on this street. Cars drive on it every single day. Everyone in the neighborhood tries to keep things looking decent. So watching the pavement get treated like a giant piece of paper is genuinely frustrating.

I have no idea where the parents were when this was happening. This really needs to be addressed by the people responsible for these kids. If your children did this, you are the ones who should be out here cleaning it up properly and having a serious conversation about why this is not okay.

I am not sure where the supervision was, but this kind of thing should not just be brushed off. Clean it up before it becomes a larger issue for the whole street.

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Now try human.

[rynh @rynh667]

I’ve been Devil I’ve been God

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@X

I’m not a spam bot ya know.

This is actually how my brain works 😂

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They could have used it for good anytime they wanted to.

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Why speak of biblical masculinity
When they never wanted the responsibility anyways.

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In Christian theology,
Adam is often referred to as the "father" or the root of sin.
According to this belief,
known as Original Sin,
Adam's disobedience in the Garden of Eden introduced sin and death into the world, which was then inherited by all of humanity.

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Adam named his wife Eve,
because she would become the mother of all the living.

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Adam named his wife Eve,
because she would become the mother of all the living.

[Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters]

Christianity wiped out women's history

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We came. We saw. We conquered.

[💞 @Melda1384191]

Tell me your love story in exactly 6 words. GO

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I got new shoes this week.

She was the only one who asked me how fast I can run in them. 😂

[WisdomX @wisdomXplorer]

What do you like the most about the person you love?

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Still King. 🫡

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Feeling the heat a bit..

She’s very upset I didn’t get her concert tickets for her birthday next weekend

I can’t tell her it’s because I planned a surprise weekend of shopping, dinners, drinking and dancing in Niagara Falls with all her friends. 😬

Worst husband ever 🤦🏻‍♂️ 😂

[Made In Canada @MadelnCanada]

Vancouver & The World Cup are a perfect match 🇨🇦

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Oh that’s easy. “EARLY”

Spending 2 months planning a surprise party, just to have the birthday girl inadvertently throw as many monkey wrenches into the plan as possible at the last second 🤣

[@shreya... @sharm42453]

Describe LOVE in one word.

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🎯

[Danny @Truth_matters20]

Exactly right. 💯

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Freeing them from the clutches of the
Jezebel since the beginning of time. 🤣

Morons 😂

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Sure. 😂 ✂️

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Sure. 😂 ✂️

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I wonder if they realize all I did was cut the cord. 🤔

God huh? 😂