Sergio Zapata

Done is better than perfect.

[Holden Culotta @Holden_Culotta]

Joe Rogan: “I am a conspiracy theorist, yes.”

“Most conspiracy theories turn out to be true.”

“I think they faked the Gulf of Tonkin Incident to get us into Vietnam.”

“Also, production of heroin ramped up to 94% of the world once we had occupied Afghanistan.”

“Plus, the CIA sold cocaine in LA ghettos to pay for the Contras versus the Sandinistas in Nicaragua.”

“They’ve done a really good job of making it seem like you’re a fool if you believe in conspiracy theories.”

“They did a really good job of that during the Kennedy assassination.”

“That’s when the term conspiracy theorist really became popular.”

@joerogan @CherylHines

[Sergio Zapata @Chompirax]

@elonmusk @Ravevolution_ Qué hermoso momento para ser conspiranóicos.

[Sergio Zapata @Chompirax]

@INDERMEDELLIN Buen día, el domingo habrá ciclovía en El Poblado?

[Matt Stephens @MattSStephens]

I don't care if you're vaccinated or not...

Put on some deodorant before you come to the gym.

[itsD3lay🐧 @itsD3lay]

algunos placeres de la infancia que no tienen explicacion

[Andy Tran @andy23tran]

What's going on here?

[Dan Go @CoachDanGo]

Working out is an investment.

Being lazy is an invoice.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

When you win, be kind.
When you are stuck, be kind.
When you are upset, be kind.
When you are scared, be kind.
When you are ignored, be kind.
When you are in doubt, be kind.
When you are disappointed, be kind.

Always be kind. Even if no one is looking. https://t.co/7Cudgyi3lf

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

"The biggest communication problem is we don't listen to understand. We listen to reply."

[ZUBY: @ZubyMusic]

Which Covid-1984 measure saved more lives?

1/ Shutting down gyms and public parks

or

2/ Compelling people to wear masks whilst standing up in restaurants, but not when sitting

Given how many countries adopted these policies, I assume they must have been highly effective.

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Straight roads do not make great drivers.

[Bizarre Lazar @BizarreLazar]

I’ve been on Twitter since 2009. I’m just now realizing the home button is a bird house.

[Retro 80s y 90s @80s_y_90s]

Si recuerdas este juego, probablemente tienes muchas responsabilidades en este momento.

[Juan Pablo Silva @JuanPaSilva07]

El principal triunfo de Johnny Deep ha sido demostrar que no todo hombre es culpable por ser hombre y que no toda mujer es inocente por ser mujer…❣️❤️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

I hope that even my worst critics remain on Twitter, because that is what free speech means

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

Never confuse education with intelligence.

Intelligence isn't the ability to remember and repeat, like they teach you in school.

Intelligence is the ability to learn from experience, solve problems, and use our knowledge to adapt to new situations.

—Professor Richard Feynman

[Cernovich @Cernovich]

Being a cuck just went out of style, everyone saw a broken man trying to save face. Don’t be smacking cheeks when you letting other men clapping cheeks.

[Ed Latimore @EdLatimore]

"Thanks to Will Smith, nobody cares about Ukraine and inflation anymore."

People really think it's impossible to be aware of multiple things in the world.