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The Thane Balkum Post Office is in a bad condition and it's not a welcoming place for the residents of Balkum. Request your intervention here - @PMOIndia @PostOfficeIndia

Sharing the sorry state of affairs in the images below.

Look forward to a speedy resolution.

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Uncle's who are able to sit and sleep in the train without dozing and falling on fellow passengers are the ones who have achieved inner peace!

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When you disturb anyone with earphones on, paap chadhta hai.

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The most potent phrase ever said by a women is - I'm fine!!

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Getting a good cry twice a week is good for your health scientifically speaking.

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Dheere dheere samajh aah raha hai what Atif Aslam meant when he said:

Dard hee dard baaki raha seene mein!!

Yes Atif, it's anxiety and chest pain....Jo adaat si ho gayi hai!

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Me on my way to work on a Monday morning:

Nahi koi Manzil hai, nahi koi Saathi
For bhi nikal pada hoon Ghar se!

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Axar is a clear weakling in this side! #INDvPAK #ICCT20WorldCup

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Don't know why but Rohit-Pant duo opening pair reminds me a lot of Sehwag and Sachin. #engvind

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Mastery at it's finest by harshal Patel #ENGvsIND @HarshalPatel23

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So middle class I've never tasted avacodo in my entire human existence. TBH, Avocados r just big lemons. When life did not give me lemons or avocados! Here I am just having plain fucking toast. Not avocados on toast. Goddamit just plain toast. PS: this is a rant and not a toast.

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Fuckbois in your DM and YouTube ads have the same attitude. Koshi jaari rahegi hamari.

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Fuckbois in your DM and YouTube ads have the same attitude. Koshi jaari rahegi hamari.

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That urge to say Jaa na laudey on every wedding or romantic post you see on Instagram when you are single AF.

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Heyy everyone! https://t.co/x1XSm31aqx

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You ever left a hot girl on read just to mess around and shift the power dynamic? Yeah same! Me neither.

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Yeh workout karte samay, selfie lena jaruri hai kya??? Asking for a friend

#ThursdayThoughts

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Other changes in the @MRFWorldwide ICC Men’s Test Player Rankings for the week:

🔹 Rohit Sharma overtakes Virat Kohli
🔹 James Anderson enters top five

Details 👉 https://t.co/woGyneJVGk

[TuChomuHai @chomu]

Q. Where do gangsters buy their groceries from?
A. D-Mart

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Bruno Mars: Imma leave the door open!

Daya: Darwaja Tod do

Raj Kundra: Wait guys, it's not what it looks like.