brooke? maybe...

maybe possibly slightly in a bit of a pickle

[brooke? maybe... @chomzzzz]

Ya know how orzo is like in between pasta and rice? Do u think it ever gets impasta syndrome?

[brooke? maybe... @chomzzzz]

tornadoes HATE to see the first Tuesday of the month at 10am

[brooke? maybe... @chomzzzz]

@GabriellaRauf A little hoop. I see this for u

[brooke? maybe... @chomzzzz]

Apple car play needs to have a karaoke setting. I swear I’d use it safely

[brooke? maybe... @chomzzzz]

Rip Kurt Vonnegut you would’ve had a field day with ai

[brooke? maybe... @chomzzzz]

@kneesanddohs What is with me and porky

[brooke? maybe... @chomzzzz]

@kneesanddohs Ew

[brooke? maybe... @chomzzzz]

@beccapinto_ Why the plural mamas. There is only one of me

[brooke? maybe... @chomzzzz]

Ph change? Sorry professor I thought u said P.F. Chang’s

[brooke? maybe... @chomzzzz]

@GabriellaRauf Like dry foods idk whatever I’m never making a joke again

[brooke? maybe... @chomzzzz]

Yeah I’m doing dry January (only eating foods with a low moisture content)

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Growing my hair out totally unrelated to the fact that my girlfriend has short hair rn. Totally not trying to avoid the siblings or dating accusations

[Ellis @subuwustevens]

I like how "not my circus, not my monkeys" softly implies that you DO have a circus—perhaps even complete with monkeys—but this isn't it

[brooke? maybe... @chomzzzz]

@GabriellaRauf And then go to Gordon park w me?

[ringworm @prawn_meat]

her voice was as silky as silken tofu. but her words were as firm as extra firm tofu

[brooke? maybe... @chomzzzz]

Going to an art museum w your dad is like ok why are we looking at boobs together

[brooke? maybe... @chomzzzz]

@beccapinto_ So many things to hate in this world and you chose the usps

[brooke? maybe... @chomzzzz]

Becca’s Dublin schedule
2pm: soup
4pm: matching Guinness tramp stamps
6pm: split the g

[brooke? maybe... @chomzzzz]

Was trying to cry over the election in peace and saw two freaky Spanish pigeons mating. Ruined the vibe just a bit

[brooke? maybe... @chomzzzz]

@beccapinto_ Take that america

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Laying in bed with phantom baggu. I swear I feel her on my hip.