chong

(he/him) it's milk and eggs bjtch

[chong @chongrayray]

girlfriend appreciation tweet kansai edition

[chong @chongrayray]

so poor that rox's FA didn't even wna take me as a customer 🥲

[brandon* @brndxix]

british person talking about being invaded btw

[akemi ˚⁎⁺˳✧༚ @famiicom]

Holy shit my elevator goes to the philipines

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

I hate time

[chong @chongrayray]

legit what does mxoemxo mean

[chong @chongrayray]

i'm gna start cussing out commuters already if schools aren't teaching their kids to put their big ass bag packs down when it's crowded on the train or bus imma do it for them 👍🏼

[Iman 🇵🇸 𓂆 @imzpali]

Being a triple colonizer is insane

[Insane Reality Leaks @InsaneReality]

Ain’t no way we got Desi Hasbulla before GTA 6

[omi! 🇸🇳 @omisides]

rest in peace pigcasso. you were so talented. unlike my stupid lazy bitch cat.

[chong @chongrayray]

was feeling unwell so i took panadol and did a teleconsult but i waited so long that the panadol kicked in and i basically spent 30 mins and $15 dollars for the dr to tell me to ride it out or spend extra to get meds to make me more comfortable 😭😭😭😭

[La Dispute @ladisputeband]

I weep that it felt necessary. I weep that such injustice and suffering exists still to make it that way. I weep that a person can conjure such courage when so many can’t even a fraction or do nothing at all. May this galvanize us. Rest in power, Aaron Bushnell.

[chong @chongrayray]

was helping rox mom carry a bag of toilet paper and i was just thinking to myself "hmmm..,,,, i want to put it on my head....." and rox mom immediately went "U DONT PUT IT ON UR HEAD AH!!" that's some mind reading shit goin on

[chong @chongrayray]

literally nobody else in the world use the word "peeps" to refer to a group of people other than sg.... shame shame 😭😭😭😭

[chong @chongrayray]

rox's niece(?) thought i was 34 years old tho

[chong @chongrayray]

crazy how i will be 27 this year but still have pimples 😭 but at least i wear sunscreen everyday so no wrinkles yet 👍🏼

[chong @chongrayray]

the only dogs i love are arang and boro

[chong @chongrayray]

cab uncles love me

[pink berry @thedarkprowler]

me: *trying to conceal tears after learning my wife cheated on me*
my 5 year old son in the back of my gmc grand sierra:

[chong @chongrayray]

people with cock u know when u're peeing and suddenly u go into a sneezing fit? yea

[chong @chongrayray]

once again another old uncle almost mow me down at a zebra crossing..... anybody above 45 needs to go for a driving refresher man wtf the white zigzag and flashing lamp don't mean shit to them 😐😐😐