Elizabeth

'I'm just a small tube that's full of pizza'
Medic. 🚑
Denver native. 💙❤️💛
Pineapple belongs on pizza, ok. 🍍🍕

[Elizabeth @chonkosaurusliz]

"one woman's affirmation of her life choices is not the negation of your existence. be better than that."

Preach @iliza

[Elizabeth @chonkosaurusliz]

@looptourUA Do we know who is playing first? Myles or Aaron?

[𝔪𝔞𝔯-𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔫𝔬𝔫 🏒✨ @muhriahbee]

sorry to do this to you avs but you’re literally my only hope

[kacey ☀️ @lehkolas]

God forbid a man plays mermaids before a big game 🙄

[Katie @ALadyNamedKatie]

When I die, please cover my casket in my sticker collection that I bought but could never commit to applying on things

[d @avsinseider]

obSESSED with marty’s fit also love roy’s burgundy and blue suit ☺️

[b @biazzarro]

so wedgewood can’t win the vezina because he plays behind makar who can’t win the norris because he plays with mackinnon who can’t win the hart because he plays with makar and necas who are coached by bednar who can’t win the jack adams because he coaches makar and mackinnon?

[Peter Baugh @Peter_Baugh]

Roy scoring on Forsberg is probably weird for Avs fans to process.

[gigi @thatavsgirl]

girl why is that fuckass dude trying to kill makar

[GAB LANSIGORG @beextatttoos]

nathan mackinnon smiling in the face of people trying to fight him does something to my brain

[Tuki @TukiFromKL]

🚨Do you understand the irony of what just happened..

the FBI spent two years investigating Hillary Clinton for using a personal email for government work.. it dominated every news cycle.. it decided an election.. "lock her up.."

the man they put in charge of the FBI.. just got his personal email hacked by Iran..

the DOJ confirmed it.. Iran-linked group "Handala" breached FBI Director Kash Patel's personal email and got his data..

think about the timing..

America has fired 850 Tomahawk missiles at Iran this month.. spent billions.. and Iran didn't fire back with a missile..

they walked through the front door of the FBI..

and here's what nobody wants to say out loud.. the FBI Director was using a personal email in the first place.. the same thing the FBI called a national security threat when Hillary did it..

the agency that decides what's a crime.. doesn't follow its own rules..

The rules only apply until you're the one making them.

[Mr. Steal Your Doughnuts @BEARDO]

You guys want to see a dead body? #GoAvsGo

[Elizabeth @chonkosaurusliz]

Like .... @RycroftMark 👀

[Elizabeth @chonkosaurusliz]

Anyone else getting deja vu? @RycroftMark #goavsgo

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

Scott Wedgewood R U KIDDING?!

[Elizabeth @chonkosaurusliz]

Anyone else getting deja vu? @RycroftMark #goavsgo

[Conor McGahey @ConorMcGahey]

“I’m here to win, I’m not here to retire.”

[AltitudeTV @AltitudeTV]

“I think I was a little surprised, I might have to go buy a lottery ticket”

Ross Colton on his priceless reaction to scoring that goal👇

#GoAvsGo

[Elizabeth @chonkosaurusliz]

This is my favorite thing on the interwebs rn 😂

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

We're with Rosco 🎶

#GoAvsGo

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

New meme just dropped ⬇️

#GoAvsGo

[Colorado Avalanche @Avalanche]

Drop an emoji that best describes Ross' reaction.

#GoAvsGo

[NHL @NHL]

Nathan MacKinnon's five assists leads the @Avalanche to victory! 👏