CHONKSHOO™

[gino.eth 💽 @GinoTheGhost]

$55 billion dollars later and we’re back at square one. Except Iran is $20+ billion dollars richer, our economy is cooked, weapons stockpile is depleted, most bases in the middle east are gone, and our allies hate us. Oh and a lot of innocent dead people.

Masterful gambit, sir!

[JackoBee🐝 @bumble_bbgun]

It’s not called being mature it’s called watching the fucking movie

[Pukicho @pukicho]

If you voted for Trump, kill yourself. I don't care if you regret your choice. You have the foresight of a gnat.

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

Me at the bar when my friends r talking to someone I don’t know

[abby™️ @toxicgoth420]

i'd rather die than unmute this

[🍦 @warbohydrates]

Look at this dude fucking banner im crying

[betty elms @elizabethbelsky]

I used to think homeschooling was fine. I now think it should be illegal with zero exceptions, and that faith-based homeschoolers need weekly visits from CPS. Isolating your kids from the daily oversight of mandated reporters should be a red flag in the child welfare system.

[ً @cryst6ls]

might quit my job to focus on summer

[free 🇵🇸🔻 @freakologically]

idk if people realize but if you do this in America the cops will shoot you without hesitation and face no repercussions for it whatsoever

[sophie @tallbaby98]

Fell asleep drunk on porch waiting for my food

[Rock Solid @ShitpostRock]

@Pat_Stedman Calculus is gay and lame while this is awesome

[𝗙𝗲𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗲 𝗫𝘁𝘇𝗲𝘁𝗵 @fedhoneypot]

seinfeld if it was good

[PropaGandalf the White 🌾 @PropaGandalf866]

A pedophile and a Zionist walk into a bar.

Bartender says, “what’ll it be, Mr. Seinfeld?”

[CHONKSHOO™ @ChonkShoo]

disgusting

[Eli Afriat 🇮🇱 @EliAfriatISR]

BE HONEST.

[BP @BPayton216]

Local Pot Pie Inspector

[Skeeter Hampton @skeetahampton]

Woke up for my first day of class and found this fucking nugget chillin on my bean bag. Had to call the boys in blue to get it handled.

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Nahhh nahh nah nah, wait til I get my monkey wiped

[brookfetish @justbrookwithaI]

when she start losing her arch so you punch her in the back of the head

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

Wish I could check this out