I had a dream that an owl started living in my room uninvited and I taunted it by constantly quoting Al Pacino in Heat saying “Who? Who? What are you a fucking owl?!”
I called the composer Max Richter’s agent and told him he should create a brand new musical scale that’s so groundbreaking critics will call it the Richter scale. He hung up
I had a dream that we were being attacked by aliens and my response was to scrutinize the texture and lighting of the UFO’s to determine if it was real or CGI
Undiagnosed ADHD symptom nobody talks about: The need to have subtitles on even when the audio is crystal clear, because if you don’t see the words, your brain treats dialogue like distant whale songs, beautiful but incomprehensible.