CHÖNKY

chaotic, aggressive, and incoherent
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BABY'S FIRST MUSIC VIDEO IS OUT
https://t.co/tbEPvEXa0P

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sabrina carpenter retroslop cafe

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playboi carti the only thing getting me thru it rn 🥀🥀

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real ones never ease their keyframes

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just checked my twitter for you page for the first time in a blue moon... so much unsolicited redpill content. we are so cooked 😭

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imma be me for a sec: exciting things are coming and ive begun feeling so inspired for my solo projects!! no more creative hiatus i'm so excited to be back soon :) with a vengeance

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hope i get to work with david gamson someday because scritti politti has quickly stolen my heart & become one of my favourite artists

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i feel like i could EASILY make him tap out

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i really don't know where this feeling is coming from but i kinda wanna fight brakence

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black midi eras tour: very surprised that i would only occasionally get a waft of BO and Fart here and there, but a friend noted a particular smell they encountered as the Worst Smell they've ever smelt, described as a "damp chicken tender fart." 2/5

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ok new tweet series: ranking all the concerts i go to based on how stinky the crowd was

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the 100 gecs show (ft. machine girl) tonight: not a ton of foul smells, it may seem that the new generation of kids and young adults are invested in hygiene. the humidity however is what really gets you: do not expect to come in contact with a person without getting wet. 3/5

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mmm i just love corporate smooth jazz

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twitter, if you can even call it that anymore :(

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don't get me wrong, i have absolutely nothing of value to contribute to twitter at this moment. but it does feel like the right time has come for me to release another tweet, so here we are.

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@NeilBreen could u please add another screening in LA? :)

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@NeilBreen could you add more Los Angeles screenings? my friend and I called ahead to make sure we could get the alamo tickets but we still missed it—it's all sold out! we need more!!

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"diversity your portfolio" they said

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scammers will take your hard earned american cash and they will LAUGH in your face before they run away. DO NOT let them do this to you. create a two factor authentication that only you can understand. do not trust anyone. all people do is STEAL.

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as much as twitter is an entire hot mess right now i refuse to surrender all of my information to mark zuckerberg's version of twitter that, in name, sounds like a michaels competitor

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wonders of the world i do not understand: the weeknd being #1 listened to person in the world on spotify (also ed sheeran being #3 rn) 😭 either im completely out of touch or their audience is 80% grocery stores and forever 21s

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@thedallasryan1 the YouTube Apology Colour Palette

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my review of speak now (taylor's version): actually really good!