Alejandro Choo

Professional Complainer

[Alejandro Choo @choo_alejandro]

Bob nutting is the most useless human being to grace earth. Mother fucker is a billionaire and can’t let let the pirates pay anyone. Either sell the team or stop being the cheapest billionaire in the entire fucking world and make our pay roll more than 50 million a year.

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@DevinBushsACL @OldUncleEllis To further expand on this idea after the age of 16 wearing 2 or more items of clothes with a team brand is also unacceptable. The only one that can fly is a hat and a shirt besides that you look like a tool bag.

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I mean 2.5 hour of golf for 9 holes actually should be fucking illegal. Course might be 2700 yards too.

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March is all about the mid major upset with the white guy hitting ridiculous threes and the guy who has 25 getting no credit

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@she_luv_randy You are just wrong

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Sun still being up at 6:30 is a dangerous game man

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Awesome to see what people consider business casual for a class presentation. Full suit is always a bold choice

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@JohnRussellArmy We look at bobsledding and don’t even blink an eye at skeleton. Unbelievable stuff they train for 3 hours for two year and go to the Olympics.

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Pitt basketball would be favored again Miami OH at the Pete. That is hilarious

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@Meatsauce26_ Attempting coming as soon as I am home

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@howard_economy Have a fun extra 4 hours buddy

[Alejandro Choo @choo_alejandro]

In a world were is never been easy to split the cost of things there will always be the “I got u next time friends”. Click submit on my Venmo request for 6 dollars and move on with your day.

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I legitimately think the Steelers keep Arron Rodger’s 10 yards behind the line of scrimmage on tush pushes so the camera can cut to him after the play.

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@JBRBracketology Capel has at least 3 more seasons. Especially if they can compete at a kid level next season

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Why can’t college football programs use money from there endowments? Harvard could field a team of 5 stars.

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Honestly I think my lifetime odds to miss a flight was +350. Sorry to say that shit cashed today.

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@therealtyson88 @slmandel Besides the 20-25 guys who will never play the sport again.

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@theVanimal47 60% of my followers got it not everything pertains to you

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Pray my daughter is never grinding on air on a standard table 🙏🙏🙏

[Alejandro Choo @choo_alejandro]

People will throw around the “I am a competitive person” way to easily. 95% of people who claim to be competitive would not make there siblings cry with terroristic negotiation strategies in monopoly

[Alejandro Choo @choo_alejandro]

Pitt really put themselves in a pickle here and all they had to do was not blow a 17-0 lead against Louisville