Chu bair

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[Chu bair @choo_bear2]

My liberal friend avoids wasting 20 rupees milk on Shivlinga.

He instead donates 5000 rupees to Zubair just to check if Vande Bharat's video is in 1x or 2x.
🥴🥴

[Mukesh Ambani @jimmyjvyas]

Prof sahab during Kashmir Exodus

[Chu bair @choo_bear2]

@ChillamChilli Hypocrisy is in my blood...🙃

[Danish Kaneria @DanishKaneria61]

‘Lynch’ ‘mob’ ‘communal’ ‘religious’ ‘troll’ ‘unleashed’!

Don’t use these propaganda words for me. Did I talk about communalism in my tweet? No!

If you don’t like Pakistan, simply say - ‘Danish, I don’t like Pakistan’.

That’s it!

[Chu bair @choo_bear2]

Journalists like Arfa and Rana are never ashamed of their religion but they feel ashamed as an Indian whenever they have to prove their loyalty to their religion.

Religion >> nation

[Chu bair @choo_bear2]

@techzpremio Original wala bhi sarcasm hi karta rehta hai 😸

[Chu bair @choo_bear2]

Hello Hello Hello 👋 👋

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Chubair here..

[Chu bair @choo_bear2]

@Scooterbike84 🙏🙏🙏

[Eminent Intellectual @total_woke_]

This is an appreciation tweet for Bajrang Dal and VHP who act as the last line of defence for Hindu society. They do it despite vilification by our own Hindus, no political prospects and often personal risks. If not for them, the crimes against Hindus will be many times higher. After #Hamas terrorism, when we know there are at least 25 crore people in India who will justify the same horrific violence done to us and our families, we must find ways to make Bajrang Dal and VHP more potent.

#BajrangDal

[Chu bair @choo_bear2]

@TikshnaReply Gaza today....

[Chu bair @choo_bear2]

@PR_20305 Thank you so much ..kindly donate ₹14 lac so that I can pay my flight bills

[Chu bair @choo_bear2]

@being_Genious Ab aap log bhi thak Gaye honge welcome back Bolte bolte 🥺

[Chu bair @choo_bear2]

@ashishayush1177 Thank you sir 👍

[Chu bair @choo_bear2]

@beelzebub100 😂😂

[Chu bair @choo_bear2]

@Max55855195 Zubair Bhai aate hi honge JSR ke chants pe RR karne

[Chu bair @choo_bear2]

@MumBa1karr College tha isliye Twitter band kar Diya tha 🥺

[Eminent Intellectual @total_woke_]

Muslim men go to Garba, Muslim women go to Sabarimala protest.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Mahua was accused of accepting gifts from a businessman in exchange for asking questions in parliament. Today, that businessman turned approver and admitted to the allegations through an affidavit.

Mahua claims Modi's hand behind it, says he wants to get her at any cost, that's why forced the businessman to write the affidavit.

Here's a pro-tip for all : Even if you're a Modi supporter, write at least one anti-Modi tweet from your account and let it be there. This way, if, God forbid, you are caught in any wrongdoing, such as jumping a red light, demanding dowry, smoking in a public place, chain pulling, etc, you can escape consequences by playing victim and saying things like, 'Modi made me do it. He wants to get me at any cost because I speak against him. This is the price one pays for fighting against fascism.'

[rae @ChillamChilli]

One cofounder doesn’t believe in God the other one is a Kattar Islamists who propagate about his religion and mock others.

Pity those Hindu’s who work here and especially those who donate them.

[BALA @erbmjha]

@zoo_bear saar isko modi ji follow karte hain..
saar isko smriti ji follow karte hain..
saar dekho na kaisa kaisa twee kar rha hai.. saar please koi roko na inko.. saaar saaar saaar 😭😭